Chase Barlow

wook king.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

It’s a good job I’ve got my spiritual socks on or that halftime entertainment could have tipped me over the edge

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

This is like a bad trip

[LaVozGalactica @Lavozgalactica]

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Acaban de filtrar un vídeo de 5 minutos sobre todos los robos de Argentina a Inglaterra.

Esto es un escándalo Mundial.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis:

Show us your laptop.
Show us your iCloud.
Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation.

You won’t.

You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out.

That is not who we are.

My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count.

For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame.

I no longer believe that.

Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us.

And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts.

That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena.

Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next.

Life does not determine our character. It reveals it.

Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next?

We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day.

So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop.

You won’t.

The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing.

That is the only definition that matters.

[iolar @1ittleknownfact]

Cambridge, Allston, Southie

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

NOW THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES (THANK YOU DONALD!), I HAVE MANY BIG ANNOUNCEMENTS TO MAKE! FIRST, EVERY TRUMP EXECUTIVE ORDER IS NULL AND VOID, STEPHEN MILLER AND EVERY TRUMP GOON IS FIRED, AND THE TRUMP CORRUPTION PROBE IS OFFICIALLY LAUNCHED! HEALTH CARE IS NOW FREE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!) AND ALL MOMS GET FREE CHILDCARE SO WE CAN HAVE MORE BABIES!!! ALSO CANNABIS IS NOW LEGAL AND ABORTION IS BACK FOR WOMEN WHO WANT IT. I WILL SOON BE BANNING ALL TICKETMASTER FEES AND THERE WILL BE NO MORE COMMERCIALS ALLOWED DURING NBA AND NFL GAMES, AS WELL AS ALL BRAVO “REAL HOUSEWIVES” SHOWS (LONGER EPISODES!). EVERY AMERICAN FAMILY NOW GETS A “TARIFF AND GAS SPIKE REFUND” TO BUY A CHEAP ELECTRIC CAR! THE COUNTRY IS NOW RUN BY SOMEONE WHO CAN ACTUALLY COMPLETE A SENTENCE. AMERICA IS NOW “HOT” BECAUSE YOU HAVE A DYSLEXIC PRESIDENT INSTEAD OF A BRAIN-DEAD ONE. BIG UPGRADE!!! — GOVERNOR GCN

[Captain Johnno @cptcapt]

If you need a pick me up here is JD Vance getting booed today

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

Tom Brady on if he’s rooting for the Patriots in the Super Bowl: “I have no dog in the fight. May the best team win.”

David Ortiz when the Red Sox arch rival simply loses a series:

[Boston @BostonMassUSA]

greatest city in the world

[Therm @ThermCantRead]

Patriots vs. Seahawks Super Bowl with bad bunny and Green Day halftime show this one’s for the libs

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

This clip is exactly why the White House didn’t want Gavin Newsom anywhere near Davos.

Because he doesn’t do the “bow your head and smile” routine.

He says it out loud, on camera, in front of the world and makes Trump’s chaos look as unserious as it actually is.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

My theory, is that a large swath of MAGA voters are DEEPLY pro-Socialism.

They just don’t actually know what “socialism” means because their only news source is Fox News.

Whenever they listen to someone like Bernie or Mamdani, they love it - they just don’t seem to identify it as ‘democratic socialism’

They see it as what it is:

A pursuit of equity, in a broken system.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

JD — WELCOME TO CALIFORNIA, WE MADE SURE YOU FEEL RIGHT AT HOME.

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I have watched this video a hundred times. The way they all back away from the frog like they’ve just realized he’s a superhero takes me out every time

[Chase Barlow @ChaseB4real]

@ML3democrats A

[Oasis Archives🍋 @OasisArchives]

3 months ago.
I’m still not over it.
You’ve been waiting for this for 16 years, and those geezers come out with one of the best version of Acquiesce in history.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

can we get a wellness check on him 😭

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

The attack on Charlie Kirk is disgusting, vile, and reprehensible. In the United States of America, we must reject political violence in EVERY form.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

COUCH BOY, I��M NOT MIMICKING DOZY DON. I’M MOCKING HIM. ONLY SOMEONE WITH A LAW DEGREE FROM CHUCK E. CHEESE COULD BE AS DUMB AS YOU!!! — GCN

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

This aged nicely.