Chase Bealer

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

I have 2 ideas. They might already be a thing but if not, someone make it a thing. You can keep the profits. #1 is double stuffed pop-tarts. #2 is a soda fountain you can adjust how much syrup gets put into your pop. That is all.

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

Tom Brady should sign 1 year with the Browns so we can see how good he really is.

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

@daryn_bro3 NASCAR

[Daytona International Speedway @DAYTONA]

You voted on it, we planted it.

Introducing the 2022 trioval grass design!

#DAYTONA500 | #Rolex24 | #SpeedweeksbyAdventHealth

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

@ChipotleTweets new brisket was like eating burnt beef jerky. Horrible.

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

I’m 25 and I just found out that actors have “Stunt doubles” not “Stunt devils”. Was anyone else aware that’s what they are called or am I just really dumb

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Congrats to Francisco Lindor on the baby

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

@treybealer4

[Twisted Tea @TwistedTea]

how bout a 40 pack?

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

Can’t remember the last time I’ve gotten the right order at a drive through in Wellington

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

I promise I will never use Expedia in my life ever again. Such a joke.

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

That’s it. I’m out ✌🏼

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Breaking: The New York Mets are finalizing a deal to acquire shortstop Francisco Lindor from the Cleveland Indians, a source told @JeffPassan.

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

Modern warfare

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

@timthetatman this is scary

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

Just so we all have something to look forward too.... Dunkaroos are going to be back in a couple months.

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

What a guy gotta do to go live in space??

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

Thinking a boat this summer might be the move.

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

One positive in my life is I have 3 different streaks over 1k

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

Looks like we need start ghosting that half of the word.

[fox8news @fox8news]

Asian giant hornets attack honeybees and can destroy a hive in a hours. https://t.co/grcZQmnK6x

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

Being 24 sucks. Everyone expects adult things out of you so you have the mindset of an adult. Then all of the sudden you can’t better yourself because everyone looks at you like a kid.

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

Maybe find a quarterback that’ll complete a pass.

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

The Vikings rumor was false, but an Odell trade is still possible, per B/R’s @mikefreemanNFL 😳

[Chase Bealer @chasebealer]

If you have to pick 1 of these seasonings to have for the rest of your life. I’m in a debate.