Chas Edelberger

[Chas Edelberger @chasedelberger]

@Birchybabey The answer to that riddle is no

[Sean O'Kane @sokane1]

*sees 280*

CONSCIENCE: "don't do it."

*still 223 left*

"srsly don't."

*closes eyes*

SOME
BODY
ONCE
TOLD
ME
THE
WORLD
IS
GONNA
ROLL
ME
I
AIN'T
THE
SHARPEST
TOOL
IN
THE
SHED
SHE
WAS
LOOKING
KIND
OF
DUMB
WITH
HER
FINGER
AND
HER
THUMB
IN
THE
SHAPE
OF
AN
L
ON
HER
FOREHEAD
WELL,

[Chas Edelberger @chasedelberger]

Today is the day I make the commitment.

[Centre College @CentreC]

Beta Theta Pi receives distinguished national award | https://t.co/hWGjV6QQHG

[Chas Edelberger @chasedelberger]

Can the NBA be interesting to watch next year?

[Chas Edelberger @chasedelberger]

"I am a success today because I had a friend who believed in me and I didn't have the heart to let him down"

[Beta Theta Pi-Centre @Epsilon_Beta]

Much love to our wonderful, new Sweetheart: @oliviarenfro!!! #EpsilonSweetheart

[Alien: Romulus @AlienAnthology]

RUN. #AlienCovenant

[Chas Edelberger @chasedelberger]

Every break turns into "Who has the cutest pet" competition

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pancake. She loves Batman and winks like a h*ckin champ. 12/10 real crowd pleaser

[Chas Edelberger @chasedelberger]

I am a straight white man. Does that mean I don't understand? Yes. Does that mean I don't care? No.

[Eric Andre @ericandre]

I want to see @realDonaldTrump 'a birth certificate.

[Chas Edelberger @chasedelberger]

Please see my last vote regarding the World Series

[Chas Edelberger @chasedelberger]

This is the moment that we will look back and say "We should have known what was going to happen when the cubs won the World Series"

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

My newest horror story: Once upon a time there was a man named Donald Trump, and he ran for president. Some people wanted him to win.