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Dorothy in the streets, Blanche in the sheets

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Happy Pride!!!!!

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Rob and Maura #traitors

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Ok my favorite part about LAX would probably have to be the 75 piss scented shuttles I have to take in order to get to the parking lot refugee camp where I’m finally allowed to call a car home 😍

(the entire process takes one hour)

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The sound of music is so WILD to me because imagine explaining to someone who has 0 context that this movie is about Nazi’s

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Why does Erika Kirk look like she’s interrogating you to hand over the plans for The Death Star

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Why are we dressing these women like the future of Naboo depends on them

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@ McDonalds please for the love of GOD bring back the McRib so this woman can have other things to focus her energy on

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If I were in the audience watching Zohran right now my bra would be OFF and my panties would be on that STAGE you BEST believe

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Dick Cheney, an ARCHITECT of post 9/11 Islamophobia in this country is dead and Zohran Mamdani, a Muslim, millennial, democrat socialist is the MAYOR of New York City on the SAME 👏🏼DAY👏🏼

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Some images I feel like were definitely on the production team’s mood board for the Charlie Kirk Memorial ✨

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The right after realizing Charlie Kirk was not included in the Emmys In Memoriam:

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What do you MEAN the host of The Apprentice bombed Iran without congressional approval!?

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Idk how else to explain it but this burger is a Republican

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Can somebody PLEASE put Nikki Blonsky in the next season of White Lotus for the love of god

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American Seafood Boil restaurants:

Oh you wanna come eat steaming hot ocean slop out of a plastic bag on a bed of old newspaper with your bare fucking hands?

That will be $75 per person

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The two Joumana Kayrouz billboards greeting me as I enter Detroit Metropolitan Airport

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I just know The Baroness HATES to see Fraulein Maria coming

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Everyone who is obsessed with hating California is so fucking weird. Like literally you are soo weird. Meanwhile we’re over here unbothered, supporting one another, rebuilding our community, basking in the beauty that was and the rebirth that is to come. I love u California ✊🏼❤️