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[chase @ChaseFischer]

Having a kid is great, I was peacefully watching tv when I hear Abby say “brooke tickle dad.” I was than punched in the nuts by Brooke. @AbigailKeever

[Elliott Hulse @ElliottHulse]

I’m all for shaming.

If one is not ashamed of such deplorable stations as fatness, laziness, victimhood, addiction to sensuality or being a slut, there is no hope for change.

Shame is a shovel that uproots and exposes wrong-being so it can be eliminated. To shame is to love.

[chase @ChaseFischer]

@brandon_rue10 we were there for 5 days I never left a bed and Abby never left the hospital so it doesn’t count

[chase @ChaseFischer]

I’m driving the family to Florida for a little vacation, Abby has never been out of Wisconsin and Brooke isn’t even one yet. #familyvacation @AbigailKeever

[Mighty OAK @CadilacOG]

⁦@packers⁩ ⁦@ChicagoBears⁩ ⁦@Lions⁩ ⁦@Vikings⁩ ⁦@Broncos⁩ ⁦@Chargers⁩ @eagles ⁦@Titans⁩ ⁦@dallascowboys⁩ ⁦@Bengals⁩ Give this kid a chance! #underdog https://t.co/b5d8xHFlxV

[chase @ChaseFischer]

Hip surgery was painful, walking for the first time was painful, literally everything about my hip is painful but none of that compares to the pinched nerve in my knee

[chase @ChaseFischer]

@AbigailKeever was mad at me today so she moved my walker across the room.......

[chase @ChaseFischer]

@AbigailKeever wants to trade in her car to get an f150 so she can pick random shit off the curb and buy big things for the house but refuses to drive my f350.....yeah lets be a 2 truck family

[chase @ChaseFischer]

Abby just asked me if I wanted any books to read while I'm off work for 4 months........ seriously @AbigailKeever

[chase @ChaseFischer]

Scheduling major hip surgery at 23 makes me really miss 12 years old chase that thought he was invincible

[chase @ChaseFischer]

@AbigailKeever Ahhh yea

[chase @ChaseFischer]

@AbigailKeever He's not the dog of honor he's my son haha

[chase @ChaseFischer]

I asked Abby how the wedding planning is going?

Abby: it's going great I ordered Leo's tux today.
@AbigailKeever

[chase @ChaseFischer]

My boss asked if I still lift weights. I said I'm getting a new hip soon anyway so why wouldn't I kill legs on a Friday. #hipsurgery #newhipnewme #legday

[chase @ChaseFischer]

@AbigailKeever I said get the large order so I could eat the leftovers.

[chase @ChaseFischer]

Having a baby is great, one minute they are laying on your chest getting ready for a nap being cute as can be, next they develop super leg strength and kick you in the nuts

[chase @ChaseFischer]

You think with modern technology they could make a slightly less loud MRI machine

[chase @ChaseFischer]

Bronzer, just put some bug spray on you'll tan on a cloudy day like nothing trust me

[chase @ChaseFischer]

If it could stop fucking raining for awhile that would be great #constructionlife

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Don’t worry, the Republicans, and your President, will fix it!