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Be Fun, Have Safe - I do math so you don't have to - BLM - He/Him

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bear

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

First thing that comes to mind when you see this logo?

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The summer I'm tryna have tbh

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@JusstinJensen @NBAMemes Not everyone is ready to be a part of Beantown @justinbean34

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It's a good thing no one sees my tweets anyway or I'd be so pissed rn

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Me having cake: "Aw yeah! This cake looks awesome! I'm so excited to eat it!"

Me eating cake: "That was so delicious! I'm so happy i still have this ca-"

Me, again: "Yo wtf where did my cake go this is some bs totally unfair this sucks"

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BREAKING: Barbie has just been charged with the murder of J. Robert Oppenheimer ahead of the July release of both films

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The man approaches me.
"I'm so sorry" He says. "They all chose to double it and give it to the next person. There is no one left."
The earth opens. Oreos erupt at unholy speeds.
The streets are overrun with a cascade of chocolate cookies.
We lock eyes as we drown.
"I'm so sorry"

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@coopylow This would kill @TheRogueBear

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@thebestiespod Do you have any favorite long-form content creators that cover video games (or any media for that matter)? Some personal favorites of mine are Jacob Geller and GMTK, but I'm always looking for suggestions!

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@Ragazzidad Crumbl is bad and the guys who started it are bad I will never support them

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I hope Elon Musk buys Crumbl next so they will crash and burn too

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@utahjazz Good morning Utah Jazz Twitter account how are you doing I hope you have a good Monday

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Having a sleepover in an Arby's?

Call that Ar-bnb's

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The pioneers crossing the plains:

"Ok, who's on Ox?"

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Hell is a Utah In-N-Out after any high school sport.

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@SacramentoKings @smerrill05 🚨 SAM MERRILL CONTENT ALERT 🚨

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@FantasyLabsNBA You forgot the key addition of NBA champion and Bucks Legend Sam Merrill

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@Paulinarivera13 @UtahStatesman I just ratiod the Statesman too let's gooooo

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@Paulinarivera13 @UtahStatesman P just ratiod the Statesman