Chase Mitchell

I write for TV and pick up my dog’s shit with a little bag.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

“SAY HELLO TO MY ONLY FRIEND!”

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@sanjunipeross Yeah!

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“Sup nerds” is the funniest possible thing to say before getting your clock cleaned

[prozac & cody @clubskunks]

It's cut from the clip but maybe my favorite part of this sketch is Dunn being positively chuffed to have been pranked so well.

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@BrettRedacted Knoxville flaring his fingers as he surveys the damage he just wrought is straight Looney Tunes shit

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Paramount Plus not having a 10-second rewind on their service never more egregious than when rewatching the Jackass movies

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@wondrfulrainbow @reservoirdougs Just want you to know you sound really stupid here

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

There’s a specific ghost who says no

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

Finally some real journalism

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

Johnny gave the shoes literally off his feet to someone in the audience

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This rocked

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@doloresquintana I think you should! I mean warning they still annihilate each others’ nuts a lot but there’s a lot of hilarity and inventiveness behind it

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

@Glinner So, you’re exactly doing that. As many, many people are pointing out to you.

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@TheEricGoldman Was surprised how much I laughed at this guy

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The fact that they cut to Dave England, the Jackass king of shitting onscreen, and he’s horrified at what he’s seeing is a real full-circle moment for the series

[Dougie @reservoirdougs]

New jackass has a poop bit that is probably the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen in a movie theater

[Maddy @Maddy_Matinee]

one thing i love about Jackass is how everybody in the crew is a bonded pair (Dunn & Bam, Pontius & Steve-O, Preston & Wee Man, Dave & Ehren, Johnny & Tremaine)

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

@MikeIsaac Perfect comedy bit. Three beats, all funny, heightens every time

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

This is a show called Common Side Effects it’s good

[New York Post @nypost]

New magic mushroom makes users see tiny 'gnome' people - scientists have no idea how it's doing that https://t.co/74c6mlgujw

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

@TheeNelDog @EDouglasWW Most loser shit I’ve ever seen someone say on here

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@Caol_MacCormaic He fell for the soup

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Man this has to be the all-time worst way to remember that I need to renew my passport this year

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

PATRIOT PASSPORT.

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

I swear this motherfucker and Jerry Seinfeld are personally conspiring to keep me from chilling out to old sitcoms

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨Actor Kelsey Grammer just revealed President Trump asked him how his 8 children are doing during their meeting yesterday.

"[Trump] is... charming & all of the things you'd want your president to be."

Trump doesn't get enough credit for how kind he is.