Chase Peirce

ex recovering alcoholic

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You were my baby, my fuckin cinnamon apple

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@LucasStrat3 Both would be great powers!

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@jasechin98 Role playing as a newborn in dodger stadium is wild but not the craziest thing I've seen you do with a woman

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@CastonParker Gussy

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@jasechin98 @LucasStrat3 started growing his syphilis when he was 22 does that count?

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Whoever gave Jennifer Kandola my address, your mom's a hoe

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Jaysum ready for road trip!

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Lucas Stratuliak wears his hair SLICKED back

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I used to think Lucas Stratuliak of Dawson Creek, BC was a decent guy but it turns out he is a SCUM bag and he swears at children

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Lucas Stratuliak of Dawson Creek BC borrowed my lawnmower, returned it with no gas and a bag full of grass.

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I can fight better than I can fuck

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Relapsed whoops

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7 days porn free

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I'm a machine that turns women into sexually dissapointed women

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Hey is your girlfriend single

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Thanks good

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Lucas stratuliak struggles with texting, emails, social media and especially twitter because he really can only read when things are written in crayon

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Hearing that the #1 non negotiable on the acquisition of Arc (ARX) by Shell (SHEL) is the immediate termination and removal of employee Lookas Strawtuleeyak. Effective IMMEDIATELY

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I had a really good time tonight but I really gotta go right now don't follow me ok?
-Castong to his date at the Mexican restaurant 3 min after finishing all you can eat tacos (when he was single)

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Waging a holy war against beers and will not stop until every beer has been graced by God's touch (my stomach)