Chris Farlie XCX

nobody likes me, but there is nobody like me

[Chris Farlie XCX @chasequarterly]

me on LinkedIn vs me on Twitter

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ssense be like 70% OFF 🔥 STARTS 👀 NOW ‼️🗣️🔊

everything in my wishlist: ⁶ ᵖᵉʳᶜᵉⁿᵗ ᵒᶠᶠ🤭

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Lots of gold in the drafts rn

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might be the hottest guy on the shuttle bus from Phoenix to Tucson rn 👀

[Chris Farlie XCX @chasequarterly]

who alls in reykjavik and wants to party

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Thankful for adult acne. Keeping me humble 🙏

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following the instructions on HelloFresh meals

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the more I think about it, the more I’m convinced that I was the hottest guy at the Todd Rundgren concert last night 👀

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Paul Skenes is such an inspiration to the tall ugly guy with mild acne community 💯 😌

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On the subway n just watched a middle aged guy give up his seat so a little kid could sit down…what is this chivalry for pedophiles??

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I be in the WeWork call booth jus cranking my shit and hotboxing farts

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@smisav_ good sittin’.

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Taking ski boots off and getting ur toes sucked gotta be the top 2 foot feelings

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I need a girl with mild acne to take care of me

[Chris Farlie XCX @chasequarterly]

I hate standing ovations..like can we just stay seated? I’m comfy…

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I’ve never gone to the post office and been pleasantly surprised at how short the line is

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NO I DONT WANT TO TURN ON DISAPPEARING MESSAGES. IM AN ADULT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chris Farlie XCX @chasequarterly]

who was hottest in their prime? 🧐

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You know what? I might be the hottest guy in this taquería rn 👀

[Chris Farlie XCX @chasequarterly]

hearing Dirty Sprite 2 for the first time in 2015 put my life on an entirely different trajectory