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your unrequested daily dose of humor and political commentary | he/him

[chase @chaseriekhof]

after the concert last night, uber was $80 (!!) to get home and @SFBART was …$4.50

[chase @chaseriekhof]

logging on to this and i think it’s finally my time to say goodbye lol. find me on https://t.co/h4tPvP8KPV @chaseriekhof :’)

[Owen Benjamin 🐻 @OwenBenjamin]

It’s weird that the nuclear blasts vaporized brick houses but not the old timey camera recording it.
It’s because nukes are fake.
Hiroshima and Nagasaki never had any fall out radiation. The whole narrative and all the evidence is absurd.

[chase @chaseriekhof]

i’m seeing a large number of skinfluencers on IG that have…bad skin??? like, i’m sorry, but i really am not interested in your routine!

[Senator Megan Hunt @NebraskaMegan]

Mike!!!! My God

[chase @chaseriekhof]

@tacorea one of my favorites 😭 you all will be missed. where am i going to get a breakfast burrito now 🥲🥲

[Brett ❁ @baeburke]

America: “LAND OF THE FREE“

Supreme Court:

[chase @chaseriekhof]

@CynthiaArmour i lived in china for a bit and visited a number of state parks and most of them don’t even allow cars into the parks, but instead have rapid bus systems that are constantly circling the park. THIS is how we should be building our parks.

[chase @chaseriekhof]

@maidenprincesss

[chase @chaseriekhof]

. @AaronPeskin what is being done as a supervisor to help these small business in your district?

[John Wolthuis @thuddwhirr]

Local bakery is annoyed

[shivani @shivanijpatel]

After a fire yesterday in Russian Hill caused by my long term hoarder neighbor that destroyed 1/2 of my apartment, my place was robbed last night and all my valuables stolen. The city and landlord say the place is safe to live in and can receive no reimbursement @GrowSF

[chase @chaseriekhof]

booooooooooooo boooooo boo. once again, boooooooooo.

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[chase @chaseriekhof]

@Peter_Samuel_SF @LizHighleyman @calvin_rosser this is written as if it’s from the perspective of someone who’s only ever lived on a farm lmaooooo. richmond and marina are gorgeous. idk what is going on during your visits to those areas

[chase @chaseriekhof]

@MarketUrbanism basic question (forgive me), but what do you mean? we use less cranes to build now? and is that bad (assuming less efficient)? genuinely trying to understand!

[Damon Beres @dlberes]

Fascinating how Twitter used to be the best thing to use in a news moment like this, and now it is genuinely close to useless

[chase @chaseriekhof]

@the_transit_guy nebraska becoming more states than new york seems dangerous

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Wow. Didn’t know this. Not surprised, but definitely pissed off

[chase @chaseriekhof]

this tweet + the responses finally broke me lol. taking an elongated brake from this app. maybe i’ll come back healthier and happier 🫡🫶🏼

[Nayef Nahar نايف بن نهار @binnahar85]

As a Qatari I’m proud of what happened.
I don’t know when will the westerners realize that their values aren’t universal. There are other cultures with different values that should be equally respected.

Let’s not forget that the West is not the spokesperson for humanity.

[chase @chaseriekhof]

i literally can’t escape these ads and now their organic team is working harder than kris jenner????? @WaltDisneyWorld i’m begging, no more 😭😩

[chase @chaseriekhof]

one second i’m like omg i love twitter will miss it and then the next im like burn this app to the ground

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Reinstate former President Trump

[chase @chaseriekhof]

@WaltDisneyWorld this was maybe the 100th ad i’ve gotten y’all today. i don’t want to visit disney world. please stop 😭😭😭

[chase @chaseriekhof]

STOP!! I WANT TO OPT OUT!!!!!!

[Walt Disney World @WaltDisneyWorld]

Sipping on bubble tea 🧋 in China one minute to watching a nighttime spectacular 🎇from Italy the next—at EPCOT the possibilities are endless.