chase rumpke

I fucking live life.

[chase rumpke @chaserumpke]

Just heard @JeremyClarkson say I don't think speed is the answer and I feel like a ten year old who's dad just said he's scared of my friend's dad after I said he could beat him up. #grandtour

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@EAStarWars is anyone else lagging and rubber banding all over or is this a me issue?

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@NatBishhh @jackbishop @jackbishop you should start giving cooking tips just to troll them. I hear antifreeze can be used as a sweetener with 0g carbs.

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@jimjefferies Fuck everything I said your still my favorite comic you cunt and I'm only 4 minutes in. I just wish more people could find legit on abcs fx movie of the month on vhs or wherever the fuck they put your show

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@jimjefferies I'm .02 seconds into your new special. I just want you to know I'm ok it's going to let me down. Every comic does you get that check and lose your drive your edge its ok shine bright and die early. Look at Jim Gaffigan I mean you had a good run. Ok let's go sadness.

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@McConaughey your in so many amazing movies from football movies like we are Marshall to one of my favorite fantasy movies Reign of Fire dude you kill it and make me want a classic Lincoln alright alright alright

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Just posted a photo https://t.co/IsN8PLRjqj

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Frenchie play fight!! https://t.co/IO2mpAA5Y8

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Mike's got a new best friend meet the 8 week old sheepidoodle Oprah https://t.co/xT37x2VJ8X

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Mike having a ruff day https://t.co/8pKTwBxWRZ

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@jimjefferies i alone will buy 17 seats cause fuck being crowded that's my arm rest we live in a society

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@jimjefferies your my favorite comedian please come to cinci on ur next tour

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Be a shame if i were too jump...... on your face https://t.co/TqfHfT8mgG

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Mike having a ruff fathers day https://t.co/ee5gp6jHd3

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@allypaigehermes Nice bro ( This is my favorite meme ever)

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@allypaigehermes I just found British tv

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@T_MAN532 @getcrackin Way to stick to your guns

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His heads really squaring out https://t.co/vkFuqKkLhX

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

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Just posted a video https://t.co/iNajEbT3Cx