Chase the River

Musician, general sarcastic bum.

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@LauraLoomer @JDVance What is this stupid "thank you for your attention to this matter" bs?

Can someone who votes for these clowns explain it to me?

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@elonmusk Wow is right.

You shouldn't be allowed to be in charge of a sandwich with the absolute context free garbage you pedal 🤣

And the dumbasses who just gobble it up

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Listening to @JimAllister whine that the @EU_Commission inflicted USB standards on NI....

Jim lad, you do know what the U in USB stands for don't ya?

Beyond parody at this point...

UNIVERSAL SERIAL BUS

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So good watching the @fia fuck up another decision that happens to land in favour of Max again.

At some point you lot are gonna have to declare how much he pays you.

Ruining a perfectly good sport

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@JamieBrysonCPNI Weird that the shows of strength have given way to unbelievable victimhood...

Maybe less complaining and marching, more time studying?

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@cbeckj @doctecazoid @harrylitman I'm actually also a musician so we have that.

I will admit I don't pull sequins off as well...

For clarity, i don't care for taytays endorsement... But she has a right to an opinion. She has a right to it, you can't be pissed her mic is bigger.

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@cbeckj @doctecazoid @harrylitman I suppose hulk Hogan's appearance at the RNC was solid political discourse?

C'mon, let's at least recognise the level of the playing field

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@cbeckj @harrylitman Like a billionaire reality TV star who wanted to build a big wall.

Bet you don't even see the irony

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Chase the River - Old Men - Lyric video https://t.co/IidnViP4cz via @YouTube

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@AJAMartin2777 @JamieBrysonCPNI Boy is running an IBM 286, he'll get back on this bombshell...

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@JamieBrysonCPNI Absolutely, people with a sense of humour...

Oh those pesky lobbies having fun, and quoting an often heard line from a wee unionist song...

Darn them, all the way to heck

Such a silly sausage you are.

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Squad goals @NUFC

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@JamieBrysonCPNI Whataboutism and false equivalents at their best I see.

Couldn't even agree nazi salutes are bad?

Silly silly sausage

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@Bob_The_Bagel @LauraLoomer But sure, a wee false sense of security as the only ones screaming...

It's for the greater good.

This loomer one though, I only get the highlights of her in Ireland, and she boils my piss from a distance..

You guys have patience

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@DonaldJTrumpJr @SoFloDoge 6 deferments from Vietnam probably means you don't want to rattle this cage too hard....poor rich white boy had shin splints?

Oh and couch lover worked in the fucking PR arm of the marines... He was a marketer FFS

Some hero 🤣🤣🤣

Try again coke boy.

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@MovingWorkSaint @LauraLoomer I ooked at him, ooked good and hard, didn't see the problem... Am I ooking at the right thing? Can you show me what to ook at and maybe I'll ee it as well?

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@Bob_The_Bagel @LauraLoomer I vaguely remember this being told when I was at school 20+ years ago about someone UK side (where I'm sitting) it's urban myth BS and they lap it up.

Sadly, they are also allowed to breed... And do, the RW meme game in 20 years... Sad

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@pickleandpol @LauraLoomer And celebrated with some casual sexual assault lest we forget.

Family values right there.

Yay!!!

You guys are very silly.

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@LauraLoomer @SoFloDoge Oh boy

Where to start....

Oh yeah,

You support someone liable of sexual assault, hiding slipping his mushroom into a porn star while his wife nurses his baby....

Then claim family values.

F**k off in any direction that suits your wotsit god.

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@JamieBrysonCPNI Presumably someone at least showed you a map at some point in your life?

For all your whining about borders you'd think you'd notice the Irish sea.