Chase 🐒

He/him Father of a precious little boy. Vocalist for @str8shothome Completely entranced by @gothicc_mom_gf

[Chase 🐒 @chaseward_ssh]

1.5 years difference. It’s been slow, but we steady at it. Cant wait to see what the 2 year mark looks like. Cheers to 2025 (hopefully) 🥂

#bodytransformation #motivation #bodypositive

[Em @Mini_111111]

The true hero of TPUSA Women’s Leadership Summit 2026 🇺🇸

“ERIKA PROTECTS PEDOPHILES!”

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I were talking last night about groceries.

I went back into my Walmart app and pulled up an order from January 2020.

30 items. $70.20.

I added every single one back to the cart today.

$165.42.
Same 30 items. Same store. Same cart.
$95 more, In six years.

They told us inflation was temporary. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was recovering.

My grocery bill didn’t get the memo.

135% increase in six years and nobody in Washington has missed a single meal.

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[Chase 🐒 @chaseward_ssh]

@DavidBHayter @RespectfulMemes Did Otacon ever fix that busted stealth camouflage??

[Chase 🐒 @chaseward_ssh]

#NewProfilePic

[Chase 🐒 @chaseward_ssh]

@god_birthd36178 Freeze-frame slow motion sequences, huh??

[Jose @joseluisrubin]

Yo.

[kandoken *COMMS OPEN* @kandoken]

Solid Snake I drew a long time ago.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Chase 🐒 @chaseward_ssh]

@Fe1ipeDeivison Yikes AI

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

“they never took silly pictures back in the day”

[Chase 🐒 @chaseward_ssh]

@vengeance_darth Being hit with the weight of Krypton would cause any Kryptonian pain. Even with a lighter atmosphere and power of the yellow sun

But they’d have to watch the movie to get that part.

[mo @mofromyt]

live action batsuits peaked here imo

[MenasLG @MenasLG]

Solid Snake

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

I don't care about politics, meanwhile politics

[Daniel Dami Biu @damiebi10]

I miss when even bad movies had sauce…
Now they’re just bland car commercials 😭

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

This is what happens when you elect people with a backbone

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

Oh but there's no money for healthcare or cancer research. 😢

[Katherine Clark @TeamKClark]

They’re taking food from hungry children to line the pockets of billionaires.