Julian Bradley

Quidditch critic for the Daily Prophet. HiH

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

FOUR ON ONE IS NOT A FAIR FIGHT, OF COURSE I LOST, YOU FUCKS.

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@MrWormtail @MaxwellUrquhart @sebastienvaisey @terrrylicious IP: I'd rather not. #limping I believe I've some cleaning up, you bastards.

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@MaxwellUrquhart @SebastienVaisey IP: #furious What's that mean, then, Urquhart?

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@SebastienVaisey IP: #OWFACE #STILLABLETOTALK Heard she dumped you anyway, so maybe I'll be able to get her little puss back round my cock.

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@MaxwellUrquhart @terrrylicious @MrWormtail @SebastienVaisey IP: #narrowseyes Not like I'd let any of you poofters near enough to check.

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@MaxwellUrquhart @terrrylicious @MrWormtail @SebastienVaisey IP: #bruised Fucking WANKERS. One of me and four of you! Bloody sausage party.

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@MaxwellUrquhart @MrWormtail @terrrylicious @sebastienvaisey IP: #thinkingreallypissedoffthingsevenifhecantsaythem

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@MaxwellUrquhart @MrWormtail @sebastienvaisey @terrrylicious IP: #NOSEBREAKS

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@MrWormtail @MaxwellUrquhart @sebastienvaisey @terrrylicious IP: #stillStunned

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@terrrylicious @MrWormtail @SebastienVaisey IP: #thump

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@SebastienVaisey @MaxwellUrquhart @mrwormtail @terrrylicious IP: What the fuck is going on?

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@MaxwellUrquhart @MrWormtail @SebastienVaisey @terrrylicious IP: Oh, fuck you!

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@MrWormtail IP #sauntersover You the guy I'm trying to impress?

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

I'm at The Shisha Lounge (address) London

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@twocupsflour Too bad. You needn't be afraid, I'll be supremely gentle with that little kitty between your lovely legs.

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@twocupsflour Oh, hello love. Back for more, then?

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

@MeganJonesPI LEGO MADE THE TALLEST TOWER IN THE WORLD AT 31.6 M TALL OF COURSE THEY'D HELP IN MAKING MY GIGANTIC PENIS PANTS.

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

MY COCK IS SO HUGE SOMETIMES I DON'T NEED TO STAND ON BOTH LEGS TO BE COMPLETELY VERTICAL #JulianBradleyPenisFacts

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

MY COCK IS SO HUGE I HAVE TO HAVE SPECIAL PANTS MADE TO HOLD IT IN. #JulianBradleyPenisFacts

[Julian Bradley @ChasingJulian]

I HAVE THE BIGGEST COCK IN ALL THE WORLD #JulianBradleyPenisFacts