Austin Park

Makin' my way Down Under

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@Eli_Doubletap @SStricklandMMA That's nuts!!

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@Marlayna29 Do trans people not want to also keep more of their paychecks in their pockets?

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@AlboMP Don't offend women.. ever?..even if it has nothing to do with them being a woman? Did you run this post by your PR team first?

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

This shit pisses me off:

“Because of their young age, police aren’t releasing their names.”

If you’re old enough to attempt grand theft auto with a fucking gun, you’re old enough to be treated like an adult.

[Adrienne Airhart Helberg @craydrienne]

My Mexican waiter put my food down in front of another white lady who looked nothing like me. I get it now.

Oh wait that's not my waiter.

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@smalls2672 @joerogan This is content farming at its lamest

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@NICKIMINAJ Yeah, we've gotten it for a long time. You should show that you are who you say that you are when voting for the leaders of the nation. It would create one less way for the voting process to get skewed and have a more accurate democratic representation of our nation.

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

God looking down from heaven at people playing soccer:

“What are they doing?! They know I gave them hands with thumbs, right?”

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@EdKrassen @JDVance You release yours first. Or do you not wanna deal with HIPPA on that?

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@EdKrassen @PalmerLuckey @JDVance And definitely less of a chance than getting hit by one

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@glenn_tunes Have a president that people like put a bounty out for them, then have the next president that no one likes act on that that bounty plus an international warrant. Then you'd have your equivalency.

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@ProudSocialist Looks like dude in the hood is about to hit him with The Way of The Drunken Monk and the other dude is scared stepping backwards

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@listerhillcu How do you improve lives with $5 "maintenance fees" when the money just sits there? What are you maintaining? Irritated customers?

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

White House said "Bet" 😎

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

If you don’t know, now you know ��

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

If you don’t know, now you know 🦅

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@GeraldoRivera Should they have written it out in the sand on live TV instead?

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@GeraldoRivera Tell that to the SAS

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@Eli_Doubletap @WorldofWarships @TheAKGuy 🤣🤣

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@Arigaku380696 @pipkinpippa I was just coming here to say this haha

[Austin Park @ChasingLions1]

@PamHemphill79 @D_G_II @PortlandPolice @JdDelay5150 That's a non-sequitor and deferment of attention elsewhere. "You're [digging this hole]. Not me!"