Oliver Klozoff

missou ‘22/ “chud fuck up unloveable hopeless loser”/ former 2x jv all-american /all time ball Knower🏈🏀/ overly critical🤬 proud american🇱🇷

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

@gosportz444 Infinite monies glitch: take bets on red and yellow. Place your own bet on orange. Dump orange. Repeat each time someone in the office retires💸

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

You know what makes me really sad? A mid-late 20 year old Minnesotan hairline

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

I’m putting this on a tshirt

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

Horny Grip ✊🏻——D💦 it’s super effective!

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

Sorry boss can’t make money for you today too busy spending all of mine on whatnot

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

@gosportz444 nelson, do you really wanna be zachirific’s sloppy seconds? dudes got hella bands

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

Brendan soresby got to Lubbock and immediately placed his fat NIL check on a 13 leg parlay LMAOO you can’t make this shit up

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

Wondering if wemby can donate some neck #lank

[nelson b @gosportz444]

Ya babe I can cook tonight. Cook up a bomb ass parlay while you make us dinner 😂🖕

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

@FootballCravee I noticed that I could literally fit all 10 of my fingers on this bitches forehead

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

Canzano being on the jailblazers untold makes me wanna jump off the 10th story balcony of the hotel I’m staying at with my wife and her boyfriend

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

@gosportz444 @espn @kendra__andrews Truly one of a kind giraffe

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

@gosportz444 @espn @kendra__andrews *mebound

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

@Lane_Kiffin Empty weight room? Yeah gimme missou by 3 scores

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

I wish I could’ve bet the under on the amount of hands up during this chainsmokers set #FLOP

[Ken Pom @booksrfuntome]

Having massive basketball withdrawals I got the shakes

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

@StorminNorm23 It was always me ladies, it was always me. This is my shining moment

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

Finally a landlord who cares about more than just profit

[Oliver Klozoff @chasketball911]

🚨BREAKING NEWS: The existence of the Pegasus has been confirmed🚨

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

Tornado Strikes North Carolina Beach In The Outer Banks 🤧💔

[nelson b @gosportz444]

@booksrfuntome But he never forgets his roots