Chas Mrozek

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

@ChrisExpTheNews It literally says "Based on The Odyssey" during the title sequence.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

On the contrary, eating waffles is a flex. Taking things from other countries and making them ours is the most American thing you can do.

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

@phteocos Story of my life.

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

What do you expect? Should I be mowing my lawn when it's snowing?

[night blooming jasmine @babywasteland]

people are like yay it’s a beautiful spring day and the birds are singing it’s time to get out all of my loudest tools such as chainsaws and weedeaters and leaf blowers and power washers

[Catholic Arena @CatholicArena]

USA 🇺🇸

Golfer Cameron Young has attended Mass with his family ahead of the final day of the Augusta Masters

[gigi 𓂃⋆.˚ @p0lar_fawn]

Say what you want about golf culture but it’s one of the last sports spaces that’s unapologetically pro-family.

The biggest major tournament of the year, the Masters, starts with a Par 3 contest, where world-class athletes play with their friends and family. And it is, in my opinion, the one day a year where golf shows you exactly what it’s actually about.

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

Whoever is writing the Daily Trivia questions for @HallowApp needs to rewatch The Godfather.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

the pickle fountain isn’t a want but a need

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

@Monopolyguy19 #100 is crotch rocket

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

@Monopolyguy19 @tacobell It's almost not even worth it anymore :(

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

Actually it's the state to the south of mine. Illinoisans drive like maniacs

[🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈 Douglas MacArthur 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇲 @KingBlowback]

Good morning

[kanobii @kanobiihub]

me as a kid vs me now

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Peace be with you all! This is the first greeting spoken by the Risen Christ, the Good Shepherd. I would like this greeting of peace to resound in your hearts, in your families, and among all people, wherever they may be, in every nation and throughout the world.

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

@Monopolyguy19 It's about time!

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

me

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Local Man Can't Wait To Get Out There And Suck At Golf Again https://t.co/yqXTt4zgyl

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

@Monopolyguy19 Taco Bell is absolutely #1

[𝔅𝔯𝔬𝔱𝔞𝔤𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 ℜ𝔢𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶 @clevelandreaper]

Imagining the type of person who shows up for a free bucket

[Chas Mrozek @ChasMrozek]

@Monopolyguy19 This is the first I'm hearing about this, is this real?

[TSilkies @Sharkurricane]

“C-O-V-F-E-F-E…. Yes that’s how I want it spelled. No there’s no other words needed. Send tweet”