Master Samwise

Catholic, nerdy dad who likes to talk about fantasy and sci-fi books, movies/TV shows, and video games.
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[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

One of the most masculine things you can do is to serve others, particularly your wife and kids. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

Being a dad really is 80% turning off lights that were left on for no good reason.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

Oh dear

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Insomniac Games' creative director confirms the X-Men don't exist in 'Wolverine', but there will be a group of mutants called Team X

“It’s our own unique take on the world, and as such, we are putting it in modern times”

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

@TheMiddleborne I don't see any jeans either.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

No, Amazon, I do not want to add bananas or oranges to my order. Please stop asking.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

I'm curious about this, for no particular reason.

Do you like God of War: Ragnarok?

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

How I feel still using the copy of Office 2016 that I bought 10 years go.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

Okay, I know we’re always mad about everything, but can we stop and appreciate just how freaking funny this is?

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

@TheMiddleborne They get put in the penalty box for two minutes before they respawn.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

What in the Inside Out is this

[BeardedBlevins @BeardedBlevins]

Friendly reminder that deciding a championship of any kind in a shootout is stupid and needs to end immediately. 🫡

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

I hate it when people have opinions

[Kodiak @Goblinfights]

People tried to convince us that french final fantasy with "Parrying" was one of the greatest games ever made. I didn't forget. An elephant never forgets.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

@BeardedBlevins Get on the plane already so we can hang out.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

I mean... bars exist. Go there.

[Fox News @FoxNews]

No one wants a romantic dinner ruined by a screaming child at the next table.

According to a new survey, 75% of Americans say restaurants should offer some kind of adults-only dining experience to avoid unruly kids.

That includes child-free sections, restrictions during late-night hours, and quieter dining environments focused more on the experience than family-friendly chaos.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

Can't wait for the AI to flag all my videos as AI while letting actual AI slop pass as human-created.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

YouTube is starting a new internal system to identify AI-generated content on their platform.

“If a creator doesn’t specify whether or not they used AI, but our systems detect significant photorealistic AI use, we will now automatically apply a label.”

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

Scrolling through the comments on this post makes me want to be an optometrist.

[World Hockey Report @worldhockeyrpt]

Dobes with a F-L-O-P.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

Why both sets of RT scores are useless, in two pictures.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

I miss when Star Wars had genuinely good standalone stories.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

Yes but it’s just not good. Its dialogue is beyond bland, its characters even more so, it is rife with conveniences, it doesn’t remotely pay off either its promised plot or the theme it hints at a couple of times, and it’s just plain boring.

[Florida Bartley 🇺🇸💥 @FloridaBartley]

@samwise_master Everyone wants a flagship chosen o e continuation and that’s not what this is. This is li: a Bond movie or Mission impossible with very little connection to a central theme.

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

Please be nicer to me. I’m sensitive

[Trader Aaron @Vrabel56]

@samwise_master All you weirdos and your slop farming posts

[Master Samwise @samwise_master]

He’s dead.

Yes I know he’s not… but he is.

[b @thefalcon1991]

@samwise_master “But I wanted Luke to show up!”