Average Undertaker Enjoyer

you’re trying to guilt trip me but you don’t realize that i don’t care

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

@TheOnlyDSC @lporiginalg Looks like an OF set she’s set up in her home. Check out the crown molding - school classrooms don’t have that.

[angel ♡ @harumichiis]

notice how leftists hate both malala yousafzai and marjane satrapi. it's almost like they hate brown women who stand up for women's rights because their loyalty lies with reactionary men as long as they're seen as anti-west

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

@Slatzism She went ahead and told everyone that the baby had DS, which she didn’t end up having. Really caused me a lot of unnecessary pain and stress during my pregnancy. Baby didn’t end up making it.

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

@Slatzism So when I was pregnant, we found out the baby had a genetic abnormality but they couldn’t tell us WHAT it was. My mother was basically salivating at the idea of having a DS grandchild.

‘Oooooh we’re gonna loooove it and take caaaare of it and it’s gonna be so sweeeet.’

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

More of this, please

[New York Post @nypost]

Murder charge dropped for Arkansas sheriff nominee who killed teen daughter's rapist https://t.co/1DL1sbMJFf

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

Fun fact: you don’t have to compromise when a mentally ill person asks you to kill them. You can just not harm them at all.

[Laura/Ryan🐾🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺 @localtryansfem]

I was once asked by a girl whos most dear to me to hit her in the head with the non sharp side of a real axe. This was a compromise after I had rejected the idea of using the sharp end of it on her.

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

The police, with the full support of the media, spent 20 years blaming the 97 victims at Hillsborough for their own deaths. Deaths that were caused by police negligence. No one has ever been held accountable for that massive loss of life. They are trying to do it again.

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

The police, with the full support of the media, spent 20 years blaming the 97 victims at Hillsborough for their own deaths. Deaths that were caused by police negligence. No one has ever been held accountable for that massive loss of life. They are trying to do it again.

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

I was thinking about the Hillsborough crush incident, where police officers took the blood alcohol level of the victims - including children - to try to blame them for the police negligence. They took Henry’s phone to try to find racism. The more things change…

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Stop speculating about Henry Nowak murder, warns police watchdog https://t.co/X7F76YG4Rn

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

This ‘stop speculating’ demand is nonsense. There is video footage that hasn’t been released yet. If you really wanted to quell speculation, you’d release it. But it’s not actually about quelling speculation, is it? It’s about covering your own fck up, like you always do.

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

@TALOOOLYC00KIE_ @TheSep4rator I spoke to god and he told me you’re a kuffar.

[༒ @2dcel]

Correction: if you are a kafir or a muslim woman*

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

Fundamentalists are getting too loud on Twitter

[Faisal @TheSep4rator]

if youre a kafir and you try to speak on islam at all your opinion isnt valued not one bit

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

It’s insane watching these people repeatedly deny something that their own side is gleefully doing.

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

@GBPolitcs @billcurtis0 Did the training say “If a man says he has been stabbed, tell him ‘I don’t think you have, mate’ and watch him bleed to death as you tie his hands behind his back”?

No? Then arrest the officer who did this.

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

Women also exist and vote

[Evan Barker @evanwch]

Every man out there (if they’re being honest) is reading this Graham Platner story and thinking: “gee, what would happen if the biggest newspaper in the country interviewed all of my exes and asked them about our drunken fights?”

That’s why this story ultimately won’t land. It won’t end Platner’s campaign

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

@fkamorena I got so many calls for cord blood donation, it felt like borderline harassment. Even after I told them my baby was still born, they kept calling. I’m really curious how these people got my number, because they were private cord blood banks, not at a hospital.

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

‘This girl has asked me to k*ll her’ okay so maybe stop beating her about the head and face with blunt objects and get her HELP you psycho.

[Average Undertaker Enjoyer @itsmerfornothin]

Genuinely wtf?