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@mazin2a But the act of them holding up a pillow is 'work' as defined in the Torah, so they are now all damned and cursed until their 10th generation.

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@wired4wonder Absolutely not. There's no reason to think it would be better than where we are. Is there breathable air? What's the temperature? What level of civilization if any? No, stay where you are.

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@AntiWokeMemes They ate a road-killed monkey. It's called Bushmeat and it's how ebola keeps popping up because these degenerates won't stop eating roadkill.

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@FoopDooperino @Trey_Explainer It's not a deception unless you claim to have made the food. It's all about the implying, not the lying.

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@surgesoda @Rainmaker1973 Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

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@Rainmaker1973 They just borrowed that from the Sikhs. Sikhism is the only religion based on Naan Bread, instead of a god. They also have some Sikh-ass poetry and magic underwear.

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@CountDraculaDB In reality, I think it would be Dracula who had the gun. He was famous for using firearms in combat. It's kind of funny that in all his renditions in popular media, we've never had a gun-toting vampire Vlad the Impaler.

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@ShitpostRock There is no commandment, nor did Jesus ever condemn, having sex with dead animals - only living ones. Obviously then, Jesus wants you to have sex with roadkill. He also wants you to drink his blood and eat his flesh, because he's dead and he apparently is into it.

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@AntiLeftMemes Dukes of Hazard

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@DrGregLittle2 Looks like something to shape/fold dough prior to baking.

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@JoshLipnik So that's where those panels are from! I've had these as textures in my clip art for decades.

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@SandyofCthulhu @AMAZlNGNATURE Bethesda, probably.

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@anyafolders It was only then that she realized the nightmarish truth. She asked Paul, if she was a worm, would he still love her. The answer was 'yes.' God help her, the answer was 'yes.'

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@2chbook This is Noroi. This is not The Grudge

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@DracoW_24Z Broken arm/hand creature from Splinter would be an amazing sculpt too.

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@mildredsfierce2 You can't have a film about a world-famous music popstar without an absolute banger of a soundtrack. The songs sucked. Demon-hunters understood the assignment. Mother Mary did not.

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@brockpierson No man speaks for another. I think they are cute. Keep wearing them, it screens out the men who would control you.

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@bearwiitch I miss Pop-Up video and Liquid Television. The Maxx was awesome. Remember Too Much Coffee Man?

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@Undue_Risk I think it's because some of us can barely move our faces at all. I smile when I have pictures taken of me, but you look at those photos and it looks like I'm staring blankly. She can move her eyebrows, her upper and lower lips, her cheeks under her eyes. It's amazing to me.