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Is there nightlife in Hamilton?

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Is there a nightlife in London, Ontario?

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You haven’t truly experienced Toronto until you’ve said, “Let’s just take the TTC,”and immediately regretted your decision.

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Toronto nightlife: spend $80 getting in, $24 on a drink, then spend the rest of the night trying to find your friends.

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Toronto drivers see a yellow light and think, “Finally, my moment.”

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“I live in Toronto” is often followed by “but actually, like, 45 minutes outside Toronto.”

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In Toronto you don’t park your car, you financially sponsor a parking spot

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Toronto is just New York City with better manners and worse parking

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Living in Ontario means a 5 minute drive is a 2 hour walk.