The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States for the seventh time won the war that wasn’t a war, so the United States can open the Strait of Hormuz that was open before the not war.
The not war that started to get the uranium that was completely obliterated, so that the Iranians can’t build the nuclear bomb that they weren’t building for the not war that the United States started.
Then the United States which has nuclear weapons threatening to use nuclear weapons to prevent Iran from having nuclear weapons because having nuclear weapons is dangerous.
If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
@MGMNH_Poker@RGPokerSeries Nice to see the GTDs back for May. Any chance we can get the Satellites on Fridays again soon for the August PPO main event?
Seth Meyers reminds us how batshit crazy the last 3 weeks have been: Trump fired AG Pam Bondi. He posted a meme of himself as Jesus then said he thought it was a meme of himself as a doctor. He said the Pope is weak on crime. A MAGA podcaster said Trump is under demonic influence. Pete Hegseth read a fake bible verse from Pulp Fiction. Kash Patel thought he was fired because he got locked out of his computer. A FEMA official claims he once teleported to a Waffle House. Lindsey Graham was seen at Disney World by himself. RFK Jr. cut off a dead raccoon’s penis on the side of the road. Kristi Noem’s husband has giant fake balloon boobs.
What a fucking embarrassment. American troops are being sent into harm’s way in Iran and this fucking idiot is doing his double jerkoff dance while waving a sword, like a drunk uncle at a wedding.
This is who has the nuclear codes. America is a parody.
♠️Classic #8: Seniors NLH
122 seasoned poker players joined us for the Seniors (50+) Event!
After a marathon day on the felt, Mac and Ron agreed to a heads‑up chop with Mac claiming $10,641 and the 🏆!
Congratulations! 🎉🎉
@Ryan_dgen@MGMNH_Poker Thanks but I’m still unclear. Can you win a seat tonight? Or is it a points system in which your have to play every tourney and end up a points leader to win. Are the details listed anywhere?
@MGMNH_Poker@pokerorg@BetMGMPoker Any way we can keep the former food area for a low-key players lounge and waiting area? Just a few couches, tables to eat, TV and maybe a snack machine would a great use of that space. Similar to the new small lounge area at the Venetian.
@MGMNH_Poker@pokerorg@BetMGMPoker Also having the BEST traveling dealers and floor team doesn’t hurt! Their crew really does elevate the whole tourney experience and positive vibe.
@MGMNH_Poker@pokerorg@BetMGMPoker Excellent job by @MGMNH_Poker, @_ChrisMcCall_ and the team for a really fun and well run tourney series. Loved being able to buy in at the tourney desk and concessions upstairs were a nice addition for the players. Expanding the tourney upstairs seemed to go well…hope it stays!
We’ve already unlocked 2 additional seats with 40 reposts so far. 👀♠️
Want us to keep adding to the prize pool?
We need to see those reposts climb.
Let’s run it up.
42 reposts = 2 additional $1,100 seats. ♠️🔥
And for even more value, @BetMGMPoker is adding 3 more seats!
That’s 5 extra $1,100 seats added to tonight’s 7PM Event #14 Milestone Satellite.
If you’re aiming for tomorrow’s event… tonight’s your shot.
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