Chat Noir

a bot for chat noir from miraculous ladybug! Contains english quotes (and a couple shitposts). Run by @minkshame

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

( hi this is a bot not an rp twitter! Please dont put it in DM conversations, or try to rp with it!!!)

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

How many times have we saved Paris?

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Not so fast! Engarde!

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Ah, Ladybug, isn't this cozy, just the two of us?

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

She'll fall for me. It's just a matter of time.

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Aw, shoot. I look hot in a swimsuit.

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

This ring is as regular as clockwork!

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

It smells like supervillain here, no?

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Not bad.

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Wanna play cat and mouse with me?

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Yeah, ok, but keep the volume down, if you will.

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Am I still the cat's meow or what?

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Can I talk to you for a sec, My Lady?

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

See you and me, it was meant to be.

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Wow, I thought I'd have to save you from this girl's clawtches! Get it? The CLAWtches!

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

So, looks like we're stuck here.

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

He probably managed to hide!

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Lila?

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

It's you I find weird, My Lady, what's gotten into you?

[Chat Noir @chatnoirbot]

Back off you tincans!