chato

[chato @chatochocholips]

mood af

[༄ @metaIeast]

Hey i can be the answer

[kenn @HelloKennedi]

Baby girl was riding for her sister. “GET OFFA HA!” 🤣

[fati˘³˘ ♡ @givemeyourcow]

So a random number texted me and I just played along... and man fuck Bianca

[Brown Goddess ✨ @_Speakingofkate]

Sprint get free dropped calls.

[tytacobell @tytacobell]

If your rims look like this, you’re gay

[Nick the unruly Gurr @momanimopr0bs]

i am so weak

[angel baby @unwh0retunate]

when ur acrylic gets caught on something and nearly rips ur whole nail off

[Lil Mayoo @MaliqueThaGreat]

What your pillow see while your getting possessed

[. @_uyuyuiii]

My family: we love you no matter what

Me: im gay

My family: get the fuck out

Me:

[James @JURYLEGEND]

Target employees watching 14 year old f*gs reorganize the music section so Ariana grandes Album is the only one facing up

[chato @chatochocholips]

Plssssss

[chato @chatochocholips]

Never ever ever having kids. Them mf is annoying.

[buxom and bald @BitchassChicken]

Me pretending to be surprised when my credit card gets declined

[👻 @RlCKYSPANlSH]

Nobody:

Kids: My mom got a wig on.

[chato @chatochocholips]

Why tf was this me yesterday

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

I accidentally left my microphone on while I was tryna screen record this tweet.

[⋆ @tristehomo]

me: this edible ain’t shit!!
me 30 minutes later: