malakpetguy

hyderabadi content , hyderabadi humour

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Rejected? Failed? Never feel motivated?
Congrats 👏you can be hyderabadi news reporter now!

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Other cities: daru peekar tunn hai
Hyderabadi:

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Mai sone kya gaya dono tv tower pe chad gaye kya

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My friends emergency contact is cigrete

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My mother's emergency contact is "haldi wala doodh"

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Deccan college : aj tak old city ke roads nai banaye tumara career banate?

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St anns: being an annite we will be providing free services/subscrition for tinder, happn, bumble

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Narayana/chaitaniya : we give you training to become a better prisoner so that when you commit crime you should not be afraid of going to jail

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Shadan college : it might look like an educational acadamy but in real we offer wrestling training to every women
*Cuz why not its women empowerment *

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Ms college : best college kuch bi nai hai minority college batake funds uthana hai ap admission liye to hamari dukaan chalti

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Villa marie : can we just replace commerce, accounts with Nyka and Huda beauty?

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Anwarul uloom : Labour hai? UK jana hai? Degree hona? Theak hai Diladinge

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Iam not an introvert but I hate people

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Raat ke 12 baje ke baad 1st lancer ke road khaali dikhre to samaj jao dikashan ki dukaan band hogy

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Nothing just a 1st lancer guy introducing his place to a random guy

1st lancer hai ye "Chota barkas bolte"

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Most underrated chai in the city is from nasheman

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Me : bhai nasheman hotel kab se hai yaha par

1st lancer guy : nizam ke zamane ki hotel hai kya samjhe nizam khud chai peene aate the wape

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How come everybody from 1st lancer live near nasheman??

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@miaferrariii when you go out look left and right atleast 3 times cuz i don't know how to drive if you know what i mean

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Hyderabad me crime rate zyada badra ya insta news reporters zyada badre?

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I say bimari they hear hyderabadi news reporter