Iain Jones

[Iain Jones @chattoiain]

@TLRailUK Evening

[Iain Jones @chattoiain]

@TLRailUK why are you so terrible at the job of making trains go from point A to point B? You have one task, to get trains along a consistent line, but by goodness you struggle with that simple task. Do you give any kind of bother about the people trying to use your service?

[Iain Jones @chattoiain]

@TLRailUK See my previous message back to you guys, pleased to see the AI bot is working in the evev8

[Iain Jones @chattoiain]

@TLRailUK My only option is to get an uber from Croydon, despite sitting at Farringdon station for half an hour, waiting for a train home.

[Iain Jones @chattoiain]

@TLRailUK it's not just that you fail to move trains along a single track, it's that you really don't care at all about anyone trying to use your disappointing service. Man, being your head of customer service must be the easiest and relaxed job in the world

[Iain Jones @chattoiain]

@TLRailUK Well, my first mistake was trying to get on a thameslink train. You arrived on time, which was rare, but then decided to loiter for 10 minutes on whether to open the doors at Farringdon.

Thanks to your inability to run on time (which I appreciate isn't your first choice)

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GenAI not only poured my wine, but ensured I have a coffee follow up. It analysed millions of lines of data and knew it would delay the inevitable #genai #bita2024 let's have fun everyone and good luck to everyone shortlisted

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#bita2024 was going to take a photo of dinner, but it disappeared too quick... Let's get to the awards!

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Safety first for a fun night at the #bita2024 reduced fire hazard, but increased fun...

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#BITA2024 time to celebrate success!

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Get the drinks in #table26 #cfawards

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He had a better offer #cfawards23 table26

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Absolute heros some say #cfawards #table26

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Having fun at the table #cfawards
#table26

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Either side of the Scottish barrier make friends at the Fraud Awards #cfawards #table26

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For those that paid attention... #cfawards23 #table26

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Shaved heads don't chat #cfawards23 table 26

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#cfawards23 #table26 north and more north having fun

[Iain Jones @chattoiain]

@Southern_Trains out of interest, do you ever give a flying fuck about anyone who attempts to use your trains? I am assuming your customers are so far down you list of priorities, below giving half a shit
Is your measure of success, that you cancelled trains at 2 mins notice?

[Iain Jones @chattoiain]

Team table 26 #itclaimsawards future winner