lindsey

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

someone needs to prescribe me a cabin by the seaside the way i’m going insane

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

@ricefizz the final boss of performative tote bag carrying men

[ricefizz @ricefizz]

benson boone is just a homeschooled harry styles

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

(i got all 4 wisdom teeth taken out)

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

lost all of wisdom yesterday😔

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

friend group meet up but we just interact via tweets

[ricefizz @ricefizz]

pavloving my friends every time i rip packs on tcg

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

bro keeps asking if we can go for a walk…he a dog? #barkforme

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

my thighs are so sweaty i’m about to hydroplane off this bench

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

new breeze flavor: red-backed salamander

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

having salamander withdrawals

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

sal be like: i miss my mander

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

having amphibian withdrawals

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

an apple changes everything

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

culed our last poly

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

me when i see the v of metaphorical tickles

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

tit tug, gal slug

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

choking my dick so hard it needs mouth to mouth

[lindsey @chatty_mccathy]

who up looking at the stars milking they galaxy