darci

I say lots of dorky mom things

[darci @chattydar]

Just trying to tidy the child's room after she falls asleep and it turns into a disco. #lightupshoes #parenthood #motherhood

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@TheBloggess 2 for 1

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That Geico commercial with Common's twin sister and Idina Menzel makes me wish I were deaf.

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I just wrote a review on Spicy Rose Cacao https://t.co/KURDE4tWPe via @yotpo

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No, I was not napping. I was meditating in corpse pose.

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Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will be grumpy.

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I like to spread joy wherever I go. And by joy, I usually mean dog fur.

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Dear autocorrect, I'm always trying to type "already." I am never trying to type "ashtray." Except for right now. I prob just confused it.

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Hey America, stop making things called "dump cake."

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How can you understand what love is? You've never even clicked the heart on Facebook.

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I'm brave, but I'm not drink all the way to the bottom of the kombucha bottle brave.

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I deepened my yoga practice today by adding in an infant with a poopy diaper crawling all over me. #deepbreaths #momlife

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I harshly judged someone today for running without a Fitbit. Like, what is even the point?

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I told myself this morning I would blow dry and flat iron my hair. Best joke I've heard in a long time. #momlife

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#DidYouKnow Upon picking up donuts, it is illegal to not eat at least one on the drive.

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I never realized how much scoffing there was on television until I started watching with the captions on. #scoffs

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The opposite of "funny" is "Jay Leno."