CJ

seventeen bears masquerading as one bear. he/him
im funny I swear I just block 90% of the people who follow me

[CJ @chattyglitch]

Women have always existed in that nerd space you love so much they just don't wanna talk to you

[CJ @chattyglitch]

There's this guy on HGTV that looks like the guy who plays penny's brother on bbt

[CJ @chattyglitch]

One thing I struggle with is learning when to stay in groups to try and make a difference and when walking away will make a bigger statement
And when I choose to walk away, I have to wonder if I'm only making that statement bc it is the easy one

[CJ @chattyglitch]

My gma also hasn't voted yet guess I'm staying dry B)

[CJ @chattyglitch]

I waited until day of to vote and my punishment is that it's storming

[CJ @chattyglitch]

I wish the bush periodically scratching the window while I watched drawfee's latest speed draw a very happy Please Stop

[CJ @chattyglitch]

I'm organizing a game of assassin in minecraft bedrock if anyone cool is interested in joining

[CJ @chattyglitch]

(Somebody has heard this pitch countless times)

[CJ @chattyglitch]

*sitting outside with two siblings passing out candy*
"So in the life series, there's around 18 creators with about 3 lives, depending on the season, and the last one standing wins BUT during their first two lives-"
Sibling: "please GOD WHERE ARE THE CHILDREN?"

[CJ @chattyglitch]

On one hand I feel uncomfortable asking for age in a discord of strangers on the other hand the amount of times I've seen a kid get caught bc they put their real age in the about-me channel bc they either forgot or didn't read the rules makes including a q about age compelling

[CJ @chattyglitch]

Engaging in competitive gift giving on a server I just joined but the other member has been on the realm a month longer than me and also I'm bad at minecraft

[CJ @chattyglitch]

I could make a hard pivot in posting and become a skybock kingdoms cosplayer

[CJ @chattyglitch]

I'm going to be perpetually behind on life series viewing please spread absurdly false and contradictory info about the gimmick and what's going on every session

[CJ @chattyglitch]

I realized yesterday I lost my raid shadow legends streak and have felt a sense of freedom sense

[CJ @chattyglitch]

I want more than anything to run a game of assassin on minecraft bedrock

[CJ @chattyglitch]

I've been watching a court of fey and flowers and usually when I turn on an actual play it's purpose is to be background noise while I do art but I kept putting things down to stare at the screen instead lol it's so good

[حسام شبات @HossamShabat]

We're running out of soil to bury our dead.

[iris @thruiris]

If the Creaking can only move when not being watched and the Warden is blind maybe JUST MAYBE they should kiss

[CJ @chattyglitch]

Had a dream where it was hot wheels world race but it was my friends and I and I absolutely *crushed* the bike level (did so many cool ass tricks I came in second even tho I finished last)

[CJ @chattyglitch]

Idk I'm not the most well spoken and I don't think I'm getting my point across but. Make them fucking work for your vote even if they don't actually have to

[CJ @chattyglitch]

Even if you've made up your mind who you're voting for, I feel like politicians should always feel like they still have to fight for your support. They shouldn't be allowed to be comfortable.

[CJ @chattyglitch]

Like if they think theyve secured your vote 100% then theyre free to wander and bend the agendas theyve promised to get other votes. Obviously no politician is honest but they shouldnt feel theyll have your support no matter what they do bc hey, at least they arent the other guy