anthony bourdain fan account

yeah, I’m annoying. now what?

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

the day I realised how annoying I truly am was the day I did a “characters most like you” quiz I saw on twitter and this was my big 3

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

@prospectmelv I’m not sure why you would want to play devils advocate and encourage those who lack boundaries to contact women on job sites. The devil doesn’t need an advocate

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

one is a dating app where you’re on there to meet people who also want to date

the other is a work-related platform for looking for work and making professional connections, it really isn’t the same

if you’re moving to women on LinkedIn you’re actually a freak

[Nucky Thompson 🇵🇸 @prospectmelv]

Society is so funny lool. Moving to someone on tinder where your bikini pics are is perfectly acceptable. But linkedin, when you look respectable and professional is where we draw the line 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

@prospectmelv are you actually joking? It’s a professional website, women don’t want to be moved to in every single situation.

you’re acting like you can’t find “respectfully dressed” women on dating apps and social media

going out of your way to message a woman on a job site is harassment

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

this is harassment btw, no woman wants this

[Nucky Thompson 🇵🇸 @prospectmelv]

If you’re actually trying to settle down and be serious it actually makes sense. Girls should take them in. A guy moving to you on LinkedIn is probably 10x more likely to have serious intentions.

[Louise @louisemegant]

Working in tech vs. telling people you work in tech

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

@Farda_Alphonso I’ll give you that!

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

@aspynsart I am a terrible person! Don’t forget that 😭

[Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @GeauxGabrielle]

The camaraderie under patriarchy is what scares me the most. Harming and killing women is so normalized that you can joke with the cops about doing so in front of a victim begging you for help. May they all burn in hell.

[birthday dash • they/them @thedigitaldash_]

the worst part about anxiety disorders is not being able to tell the difference between gut feeling/intuition and your brain just fucking with you. when everything feels like a threat it’s difficult to decipher when there actually is one

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i would never pull a gone girl because that's not really a situation you can tweet through

[🌻 @aakikilaa]

I promise to my unborn kids that I will only settle for this kind of daddy for them.

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

the only thing you can rely on a man to do is disappoint you

[Rachel! @elbarbelle]

🥰❤️

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

We ain’t never use that word in the trenches what’s that?

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

@haldiprincess for the price he spent on that he should’ve got himself down to Hatton Gardens, they would’ve got him a nice litre 3cts 😭😭😭

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

going to remember I’m single and lonely before I comment

no one has taken me on a helicopter ride and that is what I should focus on

[ِ @2withme_]

🚁💍

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

@blackneverbett1 they have studs bigger in the Argos catalogue 😔

[anthony bourdain fan account @chaurneverdies]

@DOLBYNEXTDOOR that would be a beautiful proposal. the police chase would mean our engagement would be immortalised on national television

[Dios Mio 🇸🇴 @Farda_Alphonso]

Hours ⏰