TommyChav

I’m a ginger ninja. Being brought up in posh Surrey.
I’m a bit sweary.
I don’t like dry food.

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Look at me. I am huge.

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I’m broken.

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@jules0971 😱😱😱😱😱😱

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This is “the vets”. The vet woman felt my balls. I’m not impressed.

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It’s #NationalDogDay so........ whatever.

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@propergrumpysod No catnip. Drugs are bad man.

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Dads going to Reading Festival tomorrow for the weekend. I’m going to come. Mainly to steal his Jaffa cakes. Wait, Jaffa cakes? Who the fuck goes to a festival with Jaffa cakes?

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@PoppyRescueCat rooooooooooaaaaaaaar

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A great white shark produces a bite of around 4000 psi. Lions and tigers around 1000 psi. Myself, about 1 psi. But I’m working on it.

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@shellbrown28 good idea

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To food or to fart. That is the question.

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@sueandbernie this is true.

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@PoppyRescueCat Grrrrrrrrrrr

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@jred196 always.

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@Gypsophilala uh oh

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I’m tired. I’m tired because I spent last night running room to room screeching like a parrot on meth amphetamine.

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@Fedupcivvy me bad

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@humourhelp 😝😝😝

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I missed my dad. Lick. Bite. Lick. Bite.

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@DenTay1612 hello down under.

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@annelee45 mmmmmmmm toes. That’s an idea