Nick 🍈🍷☕️

@chickenlous superfan, @MBTA apologist, professional eater, amateur chef.

[sam 🇨🇮🇫🇷🇧🇪 @sambrazy]

Allah sent the storm down to protect Messi’s record

[Nick 🍈🍷☕️ @chavespresso]

- Thesaurus and chilled white wine summer
- Palm fronds and thonged-sandals (ideally)
- ⁠cantaloupe, especially when paired w prosciutto
- ⁠Linen and cotton and camp collars

My non-negotiables for summer ‘26.

Honorable mention: open flames (candles and incense; tiki torches)

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

The World Cup begins tomorrow, and many will watch the matches. Soccer reminds us of something we must not forget: life is not a race to show off on our own, but a path we learn to walk together. Anyone who does not know how to pass the ball, even if they have talent, has not yet understood the game. Anyone who does not know how to live with and for others has not yet understood life. #ApostolicJourney

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match

[NoteS. @NoteSphere]

Arsenal’s parade on sunday was resounding proof of the Club’s unrivaled jersey collections.

📸: Ollie Babajide Tikare

[Yusuf / Cat Stevens @YusufCatStevens]

Arsenal won the Premiership, a dream come true... now dreaming about the world as one - and all war criminals arrested and tried

[Khadijah ✨️ @khad256]

Loving me is NOT enough. I want you to support Arsenal

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG

[Nick 🍈🍷☕️ @chavespresso]

@MBTA the very kind staff person at State Street solved the mystery: apparently, toward the end of the month you can “overcharge” the card … you need to then add value to bring it to $0, then can add a monthly pass.

[Nick 🍈🍷☕️ @chavespresso]

Hi @MBTA, I tried to purchase a May Monthly LinkPass at Forest Hills but was unable to do so. All the “Monthly LinkPass” and “Monthly Bus” options were grayed out. I tried the transaction at multiple terminals.

[Nick 🍈🍷☕️ @chavespresso]

Would you rather have a shark son or a lava daughter?

[Nick 🍈🍷☕️ @chavespresso]

@dom_ritz Is your app also “AI powered?”

[Linecook @linecook]

Hey everyone, we’re Nick & Nick!

For years, we’ve been the guys spamming group chats with pics of our latest home cooking experiments. Burnt edges, perfect sauces, glorious disasters, and the rare meal that feels straight out of a Michelin kitchen. But we kept asking ourselves: why don’t we have a real home for this hobby?

Bookworms have Goodreads

Runners have Strava

Chess nerds have chess .com

Cooks? We’ve got… blurry iMessage threads and disappearing Instagram stories??

So we built Linecook, it’s Strava for home cooking. A place to
• Track your cooking memories and milestones
• Save every recipe you’ve nailed, bombed, or want to try one day
• Celebrate every meal you make with your own two hands

We’re officially coming out of stealth today. Linecook is now in open beta on TestFlight, and we’re looking for passionate home cooks to join our community and help shape it.

If you love cooking, we want you in!

Join the beta at https://t.co/vM8CIuaCiU

And follow along as we build your new favorite social app!

[Nick 🍈🍷☕️ @chavespresso]

@dieworkwear What are the details on those pleated khakis in the bottom left pic? 👀

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Politicians - especially Dems - should pledge not to take AI money.

They are buying up influence ahead of the midterms, and Dems who take AI $ will lose authority and trust as the public bears the cost.

Their money will end up being toxic anyway. People are catching on.

[Sheel Mohnot @pitdesi]

There is a baguette blind taste test in Paris every year, and the winner supplies the French president's residence for a year.

2 different Sri Lankan immigrants won the competition in the last 3 years

good read on the competition:
https://t.co/neMsunL5TD

[Jessy Han @hjessy_]

The Team USA hockey player leaking to ProPublica must be the wokest person to ever live

[ara #CUT4GENO @LAZ4RUSRIS1NG]

auston matthews skating around the ice n looking everywhere Had me thinking he was gonna pull a Scott Hunter

[Will Stratton @columnatedrunes]

Alysa Liu vibe shift. Prince Andrew: in jail. Tariffs: canceled. War with Iran: canceled. JD Vance: excommunicated. We will ice dance to Donna Summer on the graves of our enemies