Davey

[voided @voided]

When I was a kid, I thought by 27 I'd be married, have a kid and own a house.

Me at 27 in reality:

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Whatever it takes. Watch the brand-new trailer for Marvel Studios’ #AvengersEndgame. In theaters April 26.

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

It’s a recession everywhere

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

ive felt like this since january

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The way he stood up looked like a cartoon 😂

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

my fav season 🧡

[Spider-Man: Brand New Day Updates @spideyupdated]

2026. #SpiderManBrandNewDay

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

hit a blinker off the pen stiller now im spending a night at the museum

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

my dawg checking in on me at the function

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Me in the drive thru: Let me get a uuhhhh