Chavo

[Aaron West @oeste]

nah man we did that shit for free, for the love of the game

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

“How was work?” Never ask a victim how he was molested.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Salmonella in the eggs.
Flesh-eating screwworms in the meat.
Diarrhea lettuce.
Smoke in the air.
Forever chemicals in the soil.
Data center pollution in our water.
Handing Saudi Arabia nuclear technology.
A war over a strait that was already open.
$5 gas.
Expensive groceries.
Skyrocketing healthcare costs.
Crushing utility bills.

Are we great yet?

[1Watchy🐱 @OGDEEM]

Lil man walked him down broad day

[. @dookiebettsss]

Retire 13 I'm actually serious man

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

People on LinkedIn be like…. Never take a vacation. ALWAYS neglect your family. Never use your PTO or your days off, and you can be as successful as me, a Senior Manager of Meeting Scheduling.

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

GIllibrand: So essentially you're asking for literally $1.5 trillion for a war that President Trump said he already won? Secretary Hegseth, you are asking for unlimited money for bombs when people can't feed their families.

[Adam @AdamFulwell_]

A reminder that Enzo Fernandez let his country down and lost them the World Cup

[7rq @gloccnim]

i hate how fast this app refreshes like bitch i was reading that

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.

[n @destroymen69]

Goodbye Jude Bellingham.....you fought well

[🦇 miracide 𓃵 @miracide_]

‘don’t have pets you can’t afford’ is a generally cool sentiment but very outdated since we need to chat about the private equity elephant in the room buying up all of the vets and making tooth extractions $1500

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu no meu dia de folga sem saber se durmo ou aproveito a vida ao máximo:

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Kids were raped and brutally abused and she is smiling.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to buy a house like it’s 1999.

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Your dad who worked hard to give you an easy life when he sees you living easy life:

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Lindsey Graham to all Americans: “I’m not with you; I’m with Israel until my dying day.”

You got your wish.

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

me signing the klarna documents to finance my chipotle burrito at 872% interest over a 14-month payment plan

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh