Chaves

If life was a jacket i'd be in the hood - Winston Churchill

[Chaves @chavzy]

@suzytekin You forgot @thesavyone

[Chaves @chavzy]

So bored I’m out here answering those 1-800 numbers

[Chaves @chavzy]

Hey @RobinhoodApp I’ll see ya it’s been real 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

[Chaves @chavzy]

@suzytekin Sorry I triggered ur urge to get chili

[Chaves @chavzy]

FaceTime should have a voicemail feature. Nice right? @Apple

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Reports are that basketball great Kobe Bryant and three others have been killed in a helicopter crash in California. That is terrible news!

[Chaves @chavzy]

I wonder what Mambo number 1-4 sounds like

[Chaves @chavzy]

Facebook notifications are whacky as hell. NO I don’t care that my aunt Agnes might be interested in going to the Hootie & the blowfish concert just let me finish watching these Indian kids make pools with rocks and mud!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I just paid your salary and sold more of this shirt in 5 minutes than any Philly shirt in history of Barstool you muppet. https://t.co/EODQHnZTDA

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

Gronk signaled for a first down while on his back and I can’t stop laughing

[Chaves @chavzy]

@Celliniiii Fuck tex

[Chaves @chavzy]

@kburchillllllll Shut the fuck up and come back to America already

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

Day 30 of No Nut November: The final hours. My cardiovascular system has completely reworked itself to pump blood strictly to my brain. I have lost 8% of bone density in my pelvic region. I can manipulate the laws of physics on command. I have transcended this plane of existence.

[Chaves @chavzy]

@SellersBailey

[Chaves @chavzy]

Anyone wanna go halves?

[Chaves @chavzy]

@echavesx You update it guy every update makes its slower

[Chaves @chavzy]

@Ang_Corr You need money that bad ??