Chase Carlson

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

Hey @piersmorgan @PiersMorganLive, do we ban all knives now? #keepguns #horriblepeopleoutthere #yourshowgotcanceled

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

@DaneCook I just realized you fucking talk exactly like David. From 'In the Kitchen with David'. The dude that sells stuff on QVC. ReTweet?

[ESPN @espn]

Your NFL Sunday checklist:

Put jersey on - ✔

Occupy favorite couch seat - ✔

Not move from TV - ✔

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

Is church really free? #tithing

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

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[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

Hey fellow DMB fans, Share #Rooftop and help unlock the exclusive video! http://t.co/VQcgiUezIr

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

#hewenttothebathroomonher https://t.co/dj0ONCGJvT

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

#truth #husbandsgivetheirwivestheirmoney #thisisfunny #nofilteronvine https://t.co/eX1guu4kDe

[Mike Tyson @MikeTyson]

16 yrs ago today I had the notorious Bite Fight with @holyfield. I'm so glad we are friends now.

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

hey @SportsCenter....Saw this floating around the Internet. This #thetruth?

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

9:09 on a Saturday evening and I am ready for bed. #winning?

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

We need to stop calling Tim Duncan "old". #thefinalsnba

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Tonight, Tim Duncan will officially have made an NBA Finals appearance in THREE. SEPARATE. DECADES.

[ESPN @espn]

Retweet this if you’re pulling for the @Spurs to get Ring #5. ->

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

#stillmoving https://t.co/nP6m3FfV4Q

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

“@AppleLeighXO: What's the show called? When's the air date?

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

DINNER. #boardwalkbistro May Carlson https://t.co/JT9wciyZ72

[Chase Carlson @chawcar]

“@bt_dmb: I'm parked at the Hyatt Regency. I'll be kicking it on the bus and when you guys amass I will be right out.” Where's your bus?

[TSCC @totallyshredded]

Sorry to all you #ShredHeads, but we not be open @TheBoardwalkSA tonight, but will return for #FishFriday #privatecateringtonight