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✨ oh what a wonderful life ✨

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

nobody:

women having a c-section:

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

I got sent the wrong pasta in my shopping delivery earlier. I guess you could say a fusilli mistakes were made.

[🩷💜💙 @emotion_deluxe]

‘The Lonliest Time’ by Carly Rae Jepsen officially surpasses ‘Midnights’ as the biggest album in 2022 in the US at 4.3 billion copies. It also happens to be the best selling album of all time.

Congratulations @carlyraejepsen!

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

@cosmoloz When I got to this song and this part I was gobsmacked, an absolutely flawless track my god

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

@figs_mp3 I KNEW IT WAS HER

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

@figs_mp3 @ her

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

@Irlam_97 Look left! 👈🏻😧Look right! 😧👉🏻 STOP! 🤚🏻CRASH! 💃🏼💥 Jenny didn’t look both ways crossing the street!

[Daði Freyr 🍉 @dadimakesmusic]

hating on everything Eurovision doesn’t make you edgy, it just makes you boring

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

Anti-vaxers and COVID deniers are literally the most embarrassing people in the world.

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

Nobody:

M&S: PERCY PIG… SCREENWASH!!!

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

Thank you @chicagotown

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

You know I’ve never really stopped to thank Chicago Town pizzas for everything they’ve done in my life

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

Just a reminder: nobody needs to hear your opinion on their weight. Whether you’re “just trying to help” or not, mind your own damn business!

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

Yeah I’m team GB

Team Garlic Bread 🇬🇧

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

@figs_mp3 Omg I got a Marge episode too, queen!

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

Me: “from tomorrow, I’m going on a diet”

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

UberEats drivers only ever send “I’ve arrived” when they most definitely have not arrived.

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

@figs_mp3 poisen

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

Throwback to this moment

[𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐳 @chazsays]

@CloandColour The tweet is right!

[forest green @no_rome]

ok some news - me, (the creator of music) charli xcx & the 1975 have a song together. . got the masters done and waiting on video edit cuts . coming out sooner than u think ok thats all for now i love u