Chris Watson

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@Greganderson_21 @Barrie_Who That was a clearing slide tackle that got very lucky!

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@chiller @David_Cameron

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@Greganderson_21 what about that time you came to Florence to watch us in UEFA Cup semi?

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@AccidentalP my mate channeling his inner Alan! #AccidentalPartridge

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@Greganderson_21 I actually don't know if it would reach. But not sure if that's due to my wee winky or your big bum

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@Greganderson_21 I'll push my dick between your bum cheeks if you mention a yes vote again! :)

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@SoulBarberRoom 2 days in a row came from EK 2 find it's shut-despite saying youd be open 2day!It's taps aff weather-but I need a haircut!:)

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@shnolly1 Considering Samaras is playing, it's not been that bad. Infinitely better than Iran v Nigeria. Holland will spank whoever they get

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@jamthrawn @VicReeves1 And Vic's real first name is Jim - coincidence, I think not! #samefathers #askthemilkman

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@greganderson21 @Barrie_Who Nah Celtic ruined that place! CCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPEEERRRRR!

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@shnolly1 would be rude not to - hopefully weather is good & can have a BBQ too. You need to bring your own food though-you can't steal ham

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@shnolly1 @TheLadBible Certainly not forgotten finally beating you, Kozzi and your bro - and Kozzi booting me in the nads as I celebrated

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@shnolly1 @MadeofStoneFilm I'll raise you Imagine. Jobby, jobby song.

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@prodnose @antndec what was the pillock with the guitar doing though? The backing is nothing but keyboards and drums!

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@artaglasgow Can you confirm if Replay are playing tonight?

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@greganderson21 he was behaving for my dad's benefit!filled in for you at 5s tonight #blowinootmyarse you playing 2moro nite?

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@greganderson21 To be fair to Tank, it was before a Thursday night Plush, so he'd probably drank about 5 bottles of wine during the convo

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@greganderson21 years ago Tank said he was gonna become a mormon for the extra burds. My dad told him to focus on getting 1 to start with!

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@greganderson21 @Barrie_Who @GraemeLynn don't worry by 3.10pm I'll need to put on more anyway.

[Chris Watson @chazwatson6]

@greganderson21 @Barrie_Who @GraemeLynn I'm already too excited and put my coupon on!3 absolutely howling lines as usual!