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The Stovegod

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

Do NOT get the creamy mushroom and spinach gnocchi on Lufthansa airlines #shrooms #out #my #ass

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

1 like and I’ll OD in this German toilet room

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Uh oh, I knew Epstein was a snitch. The bastard couldn’t keep his hands off the camera

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Darren Waller jersey in the office is nasty work 🤧

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

Rub your fat nukes over my buddy Mitch

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@DarshieK13 Big tuna 🍣

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@DarshieK13 Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

Motown Meltown Cocktail:

2.8 shots Pinnacle Vodka
8 oz Vernors
0.8 oz White Grape Juice
2 black and milds
Eva Lovia edition pocket pussy
7 food stamps

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

Lost all control but mixed in a cigarette now we’re back

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

@DarshieK13 Hit up my boy Nesredin

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

Never giving my grandma a four loko again #rageout

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

Put horse meat back in lasagne

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

Yup!! got the filet-o-fish farts again

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

Airports are so fucking aweosme. Munks to the left of me and a Midwestern Anglican family playing monopoly against each other on their phones to the left. I’m drunk in the middle watching bad news bears. Delayed 2 going on 5 hours

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

@deejler Itty bitty titty club is always welcoming newcomers

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

God, I’m on my way

[NBA Darsh @DarshieK13]

Get used to the couch buddy! 😂👉🛋️

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Man I need a cup of serious mud brother. HH

[BILLCLINTON @chazzmichael86]

Truck route spelled backwards is etuor kcurt

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Apparently you can’t scream big titties when you send your last email of the day 😡