chazzmichaelmichaels

The only skater to win 4 national championships and an adult film award

[Alex Petkas @costofglory]

The US is entering uncharted waters.

Political prosecutions are what brought down the Roman Republic.

Here's how. 🧵

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

This guy gets it.

Be more like this guy.

[Kent Murphy @coachkentmurphy]

Homerun(noun)

a fair hit that allows the batter to make a complete circuit of the bases without stopping and score a run.

Dinger(noun)

Same as homerun only the pitcher and his entire family is disgraced.

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

@Young_Patches Don’t

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

Those mad at Underwood for giving a ass chewing to his players are pussies. Obviously most of you didn’t play college sports and have no idea what it’s actually like. In college sports you get yelled at & your feelings hurt but it makes you tougher & better to handing adversity

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

Keep getting scam calls, anyone got any good cold call scripts I could read back to them, I’m running out of ideas to say. I’ve already told the last 2 that we’ve bombed their family in the Middle East.

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

@Young_Patches You put on a absolute clinic last night, patches was a fuckin menace

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

The Denver broncos offensive line is like our immigration policy on the souther border, let everyone through

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

My girl went flying ✈️🤣

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

It’s still unbelievable what Pujols is doing at age 50, just pure magic

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

If ya get a chance go see kid rock he kicks ass

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

@Young_Patches Fuck yeah let’s go pecker slab those Globo Gym bastards

[Abner Pastoll @abnerpastoll]

Absolutely incredible

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

@Young_Patches you better be able to tie one off again tonight

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

@Young_Patches Too bad our 3 hitter sucked that year in the LOVC

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

The foreskins are in the elite 8 holy shit

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

@Young_Patches Haha that would be something I’d watch bored at 2am 😂

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

@davidhogg111 Lol if you take away the second amendment you are just asking for a civil war

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

@Young_Patches The bears just suck period

[chazzmichaelmichaels @chazzmichaelm11]

@Young_Patches @bigdawgwinners Hahaha I don’t even remember that, the story is I went full retard and just started throwing beer cans and one happened to hit Jed