chris beeston

art

[chris beeston @chbeesty]

I made a sculpture in memory of Steve Jobs

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imagine Donald trump trying to read one page of a Harry Potter book out loud

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weirdest thing just happened. I got a McFlurry and the ingredients were stirred in

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Today I lost my watch in the pool so I was swimming around trying to find it and when I got home it was on my desk

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irony

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POV you’re at an away meet at the aquatics center where the rich team practices

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I’m trying

[karf @scohnes]

Please God someone make electronics look cool again

[chris beeston @chbeesty]

@FoMaHun fingers and sticks? India has been making high quality steel since 300BCE!

[chris beeston @chbeesty]

it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyy”

[chris beeston @chbeesty]

@FoMaHun Have you thought at all about the infrastructure, supplies, and tooling that would be required to mix and pour megaliths in a single batch? Otherwise you’d get really obvious layer lines. The logistics of that seem way more difficult than cutting and moving giant blocks.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Does anyone know why Trump is running for office with a different VP than he had the last time?

[chris beeston @chbeesty]

something that would happen to me is journey all the way to Japan to visit this station and when I get there it’s crowded as hell like body to body

[𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚎 🚇 @grescoe]

This train platform in #Japan's Yamaguchi Prefecture has no ticket booth, no entrance or exit.

Why does it exist?

🇯🇵🚉🧵

[pepper stems @sh_wnee]

can’t wait to be freed from the clutches of desire after i get all that stuff i want

[chris beeston @chbeesty]

A weed store inside of a weed store across the street from a weed store above a weed store down the block from a weed store in the basement of a weed store around the corner from a weed store

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summer is coming

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hi I noticed you from across the room and was wondering if you would want to go on ~1000 dates spread out over the next 40 years

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Are you willing to wait in a line to buy exclusive merchandise or have you achieved consciousness

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if we could do away with tapbacks, emoji reactions etc. I would know 50% more peace

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People who use dvorak must feel so left out right now

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@home_safe_69 what abt on a 4” black and white crt

[chris beeston @chbeesty]

there should be a completely separate dating app for people who have a sense of humor