Caleb

I cheered once. I’m a human trashCAN, not a trashcan’t 🤷‍♂️ they/them $chcalebsm

[Caleb @chcaleb]

I called them dick grippers, and my dad let out an audible groan.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

One thing I’m eternally grateful for is that I’m not going through high school in this climate 🙌

[Caleb @chcaleb]

@brianlikesmen Hahaha I’m pretty sure he’s both annoyed and ashamed because I know so very little about this sport. He raised a f*g through and through.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

I’ve been watching the Ken Burns baseball documentary with my dad, and I can confirm 3 things:

1) baseball has a stat for literally everything.
2) I don’t know jack shit about baseball.
3) I love watching stuff with my dad because he doesn’t mind stopping to explain stuff.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

The Yankees and the Red Sox (Boston and NYC) seem to hate each other more than I have ever hated another person in my life.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

Barry Bonds seems like…such a dick.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

@stone15edwards_

[Caleb @chcaleb]

What I look over and see vs. my reaction

[Caleb @chcaleb]

1) getting rid of jumps to back is some baby back bullshit
2) “sassy” stunt motions are SO stupid, and just make more work for your bases/backspot

[🦕 @fentybullets]

unpopular opinions about cheerleading?

[Caleb @chcaleb]

@brennan_anne_ Hahaha I honestly thought it would start more fights, but it mainly just results in awkward silences (which I’m also okay with 🤷‍♀️)

[Caleb @chcaleb]

Any time I go over to a relative’s house and see them watching Fox “news” I ask them why they watch Fox “news” with air quotes because I like to choose violence.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

If anyone ever wanted to get me a gift that I would FOREVER cherish 👇 👇 👇

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

🔥 https://t.co/8qfEavgjVN

[Caleb @chcaleb]

I was a cheerleader for almost 10 years, so you’d think pageants wouldn’t give me such a big ick.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

They should pick the Republican presidential candidate with a steel cage death match.

Whoever loses, America wins.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

My hot take is I’m not and I’m taking my ass to bed.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

Reddit just seems like a dark and lawless place.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

I make lots of jokes about being a psycho, but having dealt with a legit fucking psychopath recently, I can confirm I am NOT one.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

Honestly, I just feel helpless and beaten down when it comes to LGBTQ issues because I live in Alabama. I fucking hate this state so much.

[Caleb @chcaleb]

@brennan_anne_ It’s so ridiculous. It is the HEIGHT of “doesn’t matter until it happens to me.”

[Caleb @chcaleb]

Gay people that don’t care about trans people are the fucking WORST. As if they wouldn’t be put in the same camp if conservatives had their way.