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[Sipn Coffee @Chching_]

If you think $1000 a token for $LINK sounds like a ridiculously high target, think about this:

#AWS (Amazon Web Services) which is the backbone of most web services is valued at around $2000000000000 ($2 trillion) and still expected to grow.

#Chainlink has achieved 1% of that value in 2021, without the project even being at 0.1% of its full capabilities.

There was no ANZ, ChinaAMC, and Visa, using CCIP and Automated Compliance Engine.

There was no DTCC, Euroclear, SIX, UBS, DBS, BNP Paribas Securities Services, Wellington, Schroders.

There was no DTCC, Robinhood/Robinhood chain, Project Pangea, Amundi, six, Coinbase, BitGo.

There was no SGX FX, Hastra/Figure, Bridgetower, Vayana, CMTA, Bermuda Monetary Authority, AWS Marketplace

There was no Mastercard, UBS, S&P Global Ratings, FTSE Russell, Tradeweb, Deutsche Börse, WisdomTree,

There was no Ondo, SBI Group/SBI Digital Markets, U.S. Department of Commerce, Central Bank of Brazil, Bank of England.

There were no 1000's of other partnerships.

$1K is fud and you know it.

[Sipn Coffee @Chching_]

If you think $1000 a token for $LINK sounds like a ridiculously high target, think about this:

#AWS (Amazon Web Services) which is the backbone of most web services is valued at around $2000000000000 ($2 trillion) and still expected to grow.

#Chainlink has achieved 1% of that value in 2021, without the project even being at 0.1% of its full capabilities.

There was no #CCIP or confirmed #SWIFT , #DTCC , #ANZ , #FIDELITY partnership, there was no #ChainlinkBUILD and 1000's of other partnerships.

$1K is fud and you know it.

Investing in .@Chainlink is probably the best opportunity you'll ever get in your lifetime.

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@0xSweep Or deviation and we rip to $5 million

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@JayGenXer Sad, very sad.
Punishment for this should be the same as for murder.

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@TheOnlyEsta2 I don't think he'll ever leave

[queenalyssa @queenalysoor]

Dear Dr. Ansem,

Your callout rewards are impressive. Almost as impressive as the speed with which $MIHAO holders sold into your first buy. At 22:17:38 UTC on 10 November, your wallet (GV6UUmNxz2RpKxmNAPadYKb7uQpszwqQAu3qLJxVdC52) acquired 7.48 million tokens.

In the next recorded SECOND, a1lon9parody (FQpu9hW7C5p7irsXYRDHjtBKFc6ooNWni2TX1S6VHxRz) sold 1.278 million in five equal-sized swaps for US$3,338.98.

Indexed buying went from US$600 in the minute before your purchase to US$124,133 in the MINUTE that began with it. WAW. A hell of an investment you are for @Pumpfun and @a1lon9 indeed.

Now let’s step back for a moment. Within eleven minutes of coin creation, the creator (9tH2zRYdS3X7PEcsPno3GST1EHe8GX8CSNih1pKpamAp) had sent five million tokens to a1lon9parody (FQpu…HxRz). In all, 22 wallets received a combined 70.43 million MIHAO directly from the creator. Eighteen of those super 22 if we can call them that, had begun selling before you ever arrived. 😮‍💨

Why sell so early if an ascent was planned? Basic economics. 💅 When holdings are that concentrated, selling together exhausts the bids supporting the price. Cashing out without collapsing the market takes a succession of buyers, preferably enthusiastic ones.

The creator supplied the tokens. Your buy supplied precisely the demand a chunk still needed. The ascent is beautifully visual, liquidity economics not so much. 😂

Then came the next card. AHH. 😂 https://t.co/69iSw7MUMz Ecosystem put your face beside a US$6 million market cap. Thirty-seven minutes later, it celebrated the creator’s supposed US$1 million gain. In between, the recipients realised another US$126,250 in sales. My brother in Christ, the public was invited to admire a million on paper while the insider recipients quietly cashed out six figures. 👀😮‍💨

Your linked wallet (GV6UU…dC52), meanwhile, made US$49,693 in purchases with zero indexed sales to date. Remarkable conviction, especially if you were selling into the demand those buys helped sustain.

Then came the grand reassurance of a one-year lock. When the Streamflow deposit went in at 05:02:04 UTC on 11 November, 19 of the 22 original recipients had already realised US$316,580.47, or 98.6% of their total recorded sale proceeds through 19:10 UTC. 😂😂 Had they expected the lock to drive sustained appreciation, holding made sense. They knew this wasn’t shaping up. That’s why it escalated into a lock. 😂

The 54-million-token lock is entirely genuine. But the creator (9tH2…amAp) had already early distributed 70.43 million MIHAO to 22 wallets. Several lack identifiable platform profiles, leaving their beneficial ownership unresolved. AHH 😂

The promotional machinery showed admirable endurance. At 05:44:55, https://t.co/69iSw7MUMz Ecosystem broadcast trade alerts for your subsequent US$25,000 buy. At 15:47:48, https://t.co/69iSw7MUMz’s main account invited the public to buy up to US$1,500 of MIHAO with Apple Pay.

By then, the original recipients had recorded US$320,329 in sales. And finally, the verified ticker. The graveyard signal.

Starting refs. (full list in reply)
Ansem’s first buy - https://t.co/9U3hjcX2cn
- First sale in the next-second burst - https://t.co/5nmN6cnTsc
- Creator’s launch-day transfer to a1lon9parody - https://t.co/aqLcsksay2
-Streamflow deposit - https://t.co/TgnOuTZSwX

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@ARiHBARi @chainlink At this pace, one after the other will lose faith in .@chainlink and the team, because how they handle everything.
The sad truth nobody wants to tell.

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@bob4punk I'm still up, but damn is it hard holding this coin lately.
Good news makes it barely move and bad news makes it dump into oblivion.

I used to have 100% trust the team, but it's getting harder and harder.

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@FLICKHUBB Damn, dude became obese.

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@MastrXYZ PC gamer über race here.
I'm screwed for at least a few more months/years since it always takes ages for GTA to release on pc.

Might consider buying a PlayStation 5 just to play earlier.

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@MastrXYZ It's all so tiresome brother.

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@BjorkBrodern I can watch this for hours

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@tarasshyn Tweets like these remember me that all you need to become rich in life, is luck, not brain cells.

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I've been using Twitter for 47 years, and I'm only now discovering that you can take a screenshot of a tweet by replying to this tweet with a picture of the back of your creditcard.

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@eliana_jordan People are becoming really obnoxious on this platform.
There are always keyboard warriors around who shouldn't have an opinion.

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@qvyrex Humans only seem to know destruction.
I'd love for the future to be more peaceful.

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@blknoiz06 Can't you ever stop all this scamming max extraction shit?
When do you and your cabal have enough?

You're a sad creature.

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@itsthatgigi @blknoiz06 Yay for insiders.
I'm tired of this shit.

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@StarPlatinum_ You and me both Star.
I'm even contemplating a full exit.
Crypto took enough time of my life.
It used to be fun and interesting, now it's just one shitty cat token after the other and the whole of CT gathering around the founder and crawling up his arse.

Not what i'm here for.

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@elonmusk Why not just sell all the stock in all those parking lots?

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@StarPlatinum_ @ChainChomp131 Why does Elon follow a he/him ?
🤔

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@ansem @blknoiz06 Fucking scammers everywhere.