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twitter should just switch to 70 characters so people can shut the fuc

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communion chips bout to be lumpia wrappers if this filipino guy becomes pope 🇵🇭

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remembering that girl who superglued her toes and called herself Ariel

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

😎🔥

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@LUSHSLUT69 😂

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is it J Dilla like quesadilla or pickle dill-uh.

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is wild

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i hate liars man
somebody said it's raining cats n dogs so i run outside all excited n shit n it's literally just water smh

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is it the reebok or the nike

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"The Rock" or "The Wayne Johnson" or whatever just sounds bland without "The"

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@jheronimusx luckily we have OTC birth control now

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this weather with the windows down on the way to get gimbap while alice in chains blaring in the background is gonna get me pregnant im tellin u right now

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@coochiemeat @big_kegg2 @challxn no, that's ophthalmologist.
optometrists are the ones who makes or repair watches.

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they have this thing in ATL called "404 Day" and it's not even on the 30th of February??

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every bar should have this shit. or i should start carrying this shit in my purse or something when i go out because i am obsessed.

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someone said "scramble the words in funeral, it's real fun" so i did, but it was actually kind of boring...

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why do girls get their nails done if theyre going to just hit us and break it anyway

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i can tell i grew up because instead of using telegram to get MDMA, i now only use it to get in contact with MDs and MAs. (sometimes RNs)

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infiniti owners are basically nissan peeps with higher credit score 😐

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@jheronimusx that's basically just downshifting to anxiety

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sometimes i feel like i'd be really good at being a dad, but what i'm actually really good at is pulling out