Yee Haw Alex 🦃

🇺🇸Sweet Home Alabama 🇺🇸 YeeYee🤘🏻 Mikalyn ❤️

[Yee Haw Alex 🦃 @che_che726]

So I’m watching tv with @MikalynDay and @C_Restani minding my business mikalyn sits up looks at an empty Powerade bottle and grabs it and smacks me in the fucking forehead. And while I’m wondering what the fuck I did. Christina is pissing her self laughing. And she says

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Bringing a whole cake onto a flight is crazy.

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Why are my children ready to go to war before 6am 🙃🙃

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@BrodyWitzel @Redhead1921 She told you not to get a new gun didn’t she

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@naybrodski

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@naybrodski Then I would reply that I am a stranger traveling from the West. It is I whom you seek.

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@dani_cali13 @BrodyWitzel 😂😂😂

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If you’re getting old be warned my wrist slept wrong last night and is now fucked,so that’s something you can look forward too.

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@MikalynDay out here hatin on great cinema(princess bride &Robin Hood men in tights) idk who I married 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@BrodyWitzel Gimmie your guns first

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These mosquitos tryna get their last licks in before the first frost sends em all back to hell where they belong

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@MikalynDay Why is there an acronym for this white girl extravaganza

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@BrodyWitzel

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@naybrodski We don’t have that many tornados 😂

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@naybrodski Then I would reply that, "I am a stranger traveling from the West. It is I whom you seek."

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@naybrodski I see we’re at our yearly white boy quote 😂

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Idk what demons my daughters fightin in her sleep but I feel like I gotta jump in and help, Jesus Christ

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@BrodyWitzel Not an athletic gene in sight besides grandma

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@rae_cheat99 I thought you were playin the worlds smallest violin