Remembering the time I went to a tiny restaurant in Bklyn where the food was amazing so I told the hostess “damn the food is so good and I just saw the chef, he’s HOT too😮💨Is he single?” And that’s when she rose up like Lord of the Rings and said “no bc he’s married to me.” 😭
this why you gotta have scientific exploratory sessions to find what you like doing to yourself because your brain will make it feel like ain’t shit going on 😭
I’m gonna start yelling about PinkPantheress’ skills as a producer because we’re not about to see another female artist undermined for their talents behind the scenes!!!
I hate how black culture is treated as inherently humorous. Aave is turned into slang. Black cultural foods are considered ghetto. I wish our culture could exist outside of some veneer of comedy. I think we the most classiest people alive. Opulence.
I work for a bank. Those "discreet" payments to online sex shops like LoveHoney etc? We know exactly what they are, you dirty bastards. When customers need to give proof of identity, I love asking them to confirm their most recent purchases if I can see it was from a sex shop.