John Cheah

We grow old because we stop playing.

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

@trolololi 😔

[Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo]

Me: What do uncircumsized Jedi have in common?
Ben: What?
Me: They're FORCE-KIN
Ben: Gross
Me: Their foreskin Ben
Ben:
Me: On their penises

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

One day Leia said "I must get my looks from mom"

"What about me?" I asked

Leia snorted.

"Let's just say there's a reason dad wore a mask"

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

One time I explained how I put torpedoes down the vent shaft

Han said, "That's what I did to your sister"

I liked him better in carbonite.

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

One time Han tossed me a headset for my comlink.

I asked him why.

He said, "It's hand-free."

I told him it wasn't funny

But Leia laughed

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

@trolololi End of July! I'll let you know if I'm going If I go you can come too 😉

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

@trolololi one month and a week to END OF SCHOOL FOREVER

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

@trolololi thanks thanks love you 😘

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

@trolololi not bad

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

#pride

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

"Formal, informal and the body part you like best!"

Letting it all hang out at the crossfit_tp… https://t.co/sJdo6pAlLy

[Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo]

I've been making flan for dessert every night so when Ben asks me to eat it in his room I can say

You want to eat your FLAN SOLO?

#worthit

[Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo]

Why do the Mon Calamari get bad grades?

All their schools are below C level!!

Like SEA level! It's not racist Ben they live like that

[Dad Joke Han Solo @dadjokehansolo]

@ToughLeia I do not like Hux. I think he is an asshole of the "first order"

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

"It could sound like anything!"

@CherylHo_1D on the words of the National Anthem
#SG51 #ignorance

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

Best acting coach @NADTURTLE @karrotkek

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

@trolololi @Rershell so smart you found out how to make this a real life example

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

@trolololi @CherylHo_1D still amazed

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

Probably one of the most exciting things of my 2016 👫👫👫

All the best to missing mother… https://t.co/D66wdgOoqp

[John Cheah @cheahjohn]

Starting the year with a bit of theatre! If you're free on the 19th and 20th of February, make… https://t.co/Tsj6uFWDht