Calamitous ORTBO

I would much rather kiss on the beach, and read a novel, and be sunburnt

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

@DO3HUNTING How was it??

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

Need need need need

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

OBSESSION director Curry Barker says he’d like to turn the One Wish Willow into a limited series.

“Each episode is a different wish that goes completely off the rails… Maybe I’ll direct the pilot episode, and then invite other filmmakers to put their own spin on it.”

(Source: @totalfilm)

[gean @cicerujean]

I’VE GOT BIG EXPECTATIONS
I’VE GOT REAL BIG EXPECTATIONS
I’VE GOT BIG EXPECTATIONS
I’VE GOT REAL BIG EXPECTATIONS
SHE’S GOT BIG EXPECTATIONS
SHE’S GOT REAL BIG EXPECTATIONS
SHE’S GOT BIG EXPECTATIONS
SHE’S GOT REAL BIG EXPECTATIONS

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

Spent 15 hours in a corporate business setting and zero of my jokes landed

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

The only ppl who can afford to have kids can afford approximately $80 of farmer’s market berries 👍🏽

[michael 🙆🏻‍♂️ goldsmith @mgoldsm]

my wife and i both fell asleep during our four year old’s afternoon “quiet time” during which he consumed unsupervised approximately eighty dollars worth of farmers market berries 👍🏻

[Weird-O 🔞 @Wierd_o78033920]

“If I could snap my fingers and make generative AI disappear forever, I probably would. Creatively, I get no enjoyment from using those tools. It defeats the purpose entirely for me.” -Kane Parsons, the guy who just made A24 277.5 million dollars last month.

[rain⁷ is seeing BTS in INDIA in 2027 @coqmyg]

happy father's day to all the eldest daughters

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

There’s nothing worse than waking up to the sound of men enjoying themselves

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

@melokordei “It’s too hard to describe this in a way that feels honest” / “tell me something honest so the memories turn dark”

Genius shit

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

@Bega092205 Omg same the day it came out

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

@repositionss That’s what she wore to the bar in Silverlake

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

@iamkristinsmith Thank you!!!

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

Why is it so humiliating to post on Instagram it’s like “weee look at me gimme attention!!!” insert dog wearing the colorful spinning hat

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

Starting an album referencing Just Like Heaven and then naming the next single The Cure and concluding album rollout performing your first collaboration with Robert Smith is actually insane

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

Me

[yocheved 🇵🇸 @saintyoche]

Just discovered my Marxist professor has a side hustle as a landlord

[Calamitous ORTBO @cheapmoscato]

@taylormcs Vacations don’t apply to this along with dogs