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94% faggot 90% low elo

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

Lydia Pettit - Entry Points (2024)

[ara @araful56]

i kind of get horny whenever i look at myself like holy shit my tits are huge

[Stop Stealing My Tweets 🍎 @gaytwinkfaggot]

I Klarnad my penis reattachment surgery so when they come to repossess it they gotta give me a tuggy

[venus ⚢ @bunniveni]

thank god for perverted lesbians

[sp1nda @sp1nda_pgh]

My cat holding a crazy angle

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

#RealScreenshotter

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I like when you click a link and it turns purple it’s like you’re bruising it

[JΞRMOTHY ➐ @Jermothy7]

imagine lagging irl and you’re taking dick and it rubberbands into you like 30 strokes combined into one

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I hate when I’m turnt and then Randomly Remember I’m Fucking Doomed and my best Bet is to Walk into the woods and never return

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

what’s a normal amount of sexual thrills to get from brushing my teeth

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

they’ve diagnosed me with a bad case of rollies

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[Errai @errai]

(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must

[john @johnsemley3000]

gotta love a hi chew. it’s like a piece of gum that knows when to call it quits.

[Corleyrecord @Corleyrecord]

If anyone needs me I'll be in the shower pleasuring myself to anything I can make out from the marble walls

[d4rkr34p3r666 @reimufan099]

Slamming my mouse on my desk and the mousewheel stops working entirely

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn