IllicitEncounters

Illicit Encounters is the UK's leading dating website for married people with over 1,800,000 genuine UK members since 2004.

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

Last week our members rated Keir Starner so low he didn't even make our Sexiest MPs top 10.

Today he's resigned as PM. Coincidence? We'll let you decide.

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According to dating site Illicit Encounters, Reform UK deputy leader Richard Tice has dethroned Nigel Farage as the UK’s sexiest male MP.

@jkyleofficial @TiceRichard

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

The full results show that @reformparty_uk (38%) is the sexiest party, followed by @Conservatives (31%) and @UKLabour (22%).

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

It's that time of the year!

The results of 2026's Sexiest Politicians are in...

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

UK's Sexiest Female Politicians
1. @KemiBadenoch - 24%
2. @Katie_Lam_MP - 16%
3. @SuellaBraverman - 14%
4. @SarahForRuncorn - 13%
5. @DrRosena - 10%
6. @joymorrissey - 7%
7. @ShabanaMahmood - 5%
8. @SarahGreenLD - 3%
9. @lisanandy - 3%
10. @NatalieFleetMP - 2%
Other - 3%

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

UK's Sexiest Male Politicians
1. @tice_richard - 23%
2. @nigel_farage - 22%
3. @CPhilpOfficial - 14%
4. @alexballingermp - 10%
5. @bobbydeanmp - 8%
6. @DanAldridgeWSM - 7%
7. @darrenpjones - 5%
8. @RobertJenrick - 4%
9. @GordonMcKeeMP - 2%
10. @SteveBarclay - 1%
Other - 4%

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

Apparently 41% of us are now fine with our partner forming an emotional bond with a chatbot.

I'll be honest, that one stopped me. We've spent years worrying about who's sliding into the DMs. Nobody saw the rival being a piece of software that never forgets your birthday...

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

Our members have voted. Here's the UK's Sexiest Woman 2026 in full 👇
1⃣ @Parisfury1
2⃣ @MayaJama
3⃣ @kategarraway
4⃣ @lilyallen
5⃣ @catdeeley
6⃣ @Dani_MasDyer
7⃣ @mollymaehague
8⃣ @StaceySolomon
9⃣ @ClaudiaWinkle
🔟 @carolvorders

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

She manages seven kids, supports a heavyweight boxer @Tyson_Fury and conquered Netflix – and now she's been voted the UK's Sexiest Woman 2026 by our members. Congratulations @Parisfury1 👑#SexiestWoman2026

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

The most underrated relationship skill in 2026 – the ability to be bored together.
Everyone's chasing intensity, novelty, "spark." Long marriages survive on the unsexy capacity to sit on a sofa for 3 hours, say almost nothing & not feel like you're missing out elsewhere.

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

Our members have voted. Here's the UK's Sexiest Man 2026 in full:

1⃣ @piersmorgan
2⃣ @louistheroux
3⃣ @iamtomskinner
4⃣ @JeremyClarkson
5⃣ Dermot O'Leary
6⃣ @MrDDyer
7⃣ @benshephard
8⃣ @andygoldstein05
9⃣ @achrisevans
🔟 Romesh Ranganathan

#SexiestMan2026

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

He's done it again. 👑 @piersmorgan has been voted the UK's Sexiest Man for the second year running by our members. Controversial? Maybe. Irresistible? Apparently. #SexiestMan2026

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

29% of people who had an affair say it started with a completely harmless coffee. Not a flirt. Not a pass. A coffee. Affairs surprise everyone except the person having one — because they don't begin anywhere dramatic. They begin somewhere extremely boring.

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

37% of married men say they've texted another woman after 11pm in the last month — and their partner doesn't know. Not affairs. Not yet. Just the slow little secrets that become something one day. Marriages don't end in hotel rooms anymore. They end in iMessage.

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

41% of married women say they feel lonelier in their marriage than they ever did when they were single. Read that twice. The most dangerous thing in a long marriage isn't a third party. It's a quiet kitchen at 8pm and nobody asking how your day was.

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

Megan Thee Stallion ending things with Klay Thompson over cheating, & doing it publicly, is the new etiquette. Trust isn't a private matter anymore. Anyone cheating in 2026 should assume the receipts will be on Instagram by lunchtime. Discretion is dead – possibly for the better.

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

Lily Allen's latest album is devastating – the line that's stayed with me is about being told the marriage was "open" when it wasn't. That's not an open marriage. That's a cover story. An open marriage is a conversation – not a permission slip one person writes for themselves.

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

55% of women who had an affair in the last year say they weren't looking for a new relationship — they were looking for one good conversation. Let that sit for a second. A whole affair, over a conversation she couldn't get at home.

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

34% of people in "happy" marriages haven't had sex in over a year. Not unhappy. Not separated. Happy, on paper. We've quietly redefined marriage as roommates who remember each other's birthdays — and then wondered why affairs keep happening.

[IllicitEncounters @cheatsafer]

21% of people who cheated say they'd been thinking about it for more than two years before they did anything. Affairs aren't impulse decisions. They're slow leaks. By the time it happens, the marriage has usually been over in someone's head for a very long time.